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“your job is to watch porn and copy black culture” Stan twt:

@sportyandspoilt @munequitamalaa @amelieinnparis Bby it LITERALLY says “if Greek yogurt tastes sour to YOU” let’s not play stupid today.

@munequitamalaa @amelieinnparis fix your reading comprehension skills my tweet literally starts with “i think” but womp womp keep being angry over yogurt

i think if greek yogurt tastes sour to you your too used to consuming too much sugar cause it’s literally fine

@JJRCFan123 @cutsleeve42 @crushedcashews STOP THIS GAG… 😭😭

@cutsleeve42 @crushedcashews Yeah and America is gonna overthrow their government one day

please dont let blade join the astral express or else this is gonna be everyone when they pass by dan heng's room 😭

@pik3rob01 @VestraEnjoyer And totally not because he was a strong 3-4* lord who was at the game’s launch… I mean, yeah, Smash DEFINITELY contributed to his votes, but you can’t say that about Lyn (who got 1st despite Lucina being in Smash) and is also from the GBA era.

@VestraEnjoyer Unpopular CYL1 winner Roy, who likely only won because of Smash

It's 2026 and people still are in denial about Edelgard being the most popular Fire Emblem character

@Christi41530916 @bradhudie @StarRailVerse1 This is the worst advice ever 💀 Eva literally got buffed this patch as Ashveil is super strong as a solo DPS (esp when you can get Topaz for free).

@bradhudie @StarRailVerse1 You just saw her get nerfed to the ground, if you want an elation dps get Silver Wolf, if you still want to summon go for It, ashveil doesnt seems worth pulling for now, unless his dps IS broken on release

4.2 v4 changes TLDR -Via TheRenegade468 #HonkaiStarRail

@LoonBiscuit @blueseamoon_4 @FE_Heroes_EN Not to mention Dorothea has been in alt hell until 2022 (3H released in 2019 btw) and ALSO had a 2 year gap between her winter alt, base form, and Spring alt that just released a month ago.

@LoonBiscuit @blueseamoon_4 @FE_Heroes_EN Because Ingrid isn’t that popular in 3H compared to Lysithea (won the first CYL that 3H was available in) and Hilda. Not to mention she JUST got an alt a couple months ago, whereas Lysithea had a 2 year gap and Hilda a 4 year gap between alts respectively.

Young Special Heroes searching for bonds that will continue into the future are coming soon in the Special Heroes summoning event: Unforgettable! Also, 5★ Hero Eliwood: Pledged Friend will appear as a Score Reward in the next Tempest Trials+ event! #FEHeroes #FireEmblem

@Kaymyu @NerdAmiba @FE_Heroes_EN so what do we do now……

@NerdAmiba @FE_Heroes_EN 3h fans don't even know their own game lmao

I'm here to deliver the latest info...stealthily, of course! According to my sources, young versions of Special Heroes with gazes fixed upon the future will appear soon! I'm so excited to meet them! There's also a Log-In Bonus to celebrate their arrival. #FEHeroes

@FE_Heroes_EN Felix is the exact same unit Claude’s name isn’t fucking Khalid for some reason Ingrid has the EXACT same problem as Sothe from last month Edelgard gets ANOTHER FUCKING ALT even though it really should’ve been Dimitri Oh Fire EoS Heroes you’re over………

@FE_Heroes_EN OH CLAUDE WE ALL PULLED

And before anyone says anything, I believe Faza’s actions are ABSOLUTELY deplorable, and he should be fired immediately. I send my condolences to the victim and am glad that the people running PJ:EG (besides Tako 😒) are taking the appropriate actions.

Was tryna see when Chapter 2 coming out and evb either quitting or getting fired 😭😭😭 #pjegtwt

@ashveilburger Js did 😛

Oomfs add me on disc ig ig ig i guess

@ashveilburger Hiii 😻

Hi oomfs say hi back :))

@J_Epstein20 @Stephanie2k_ Girl bye 😭😭😭

@Stephanie2k_ Hey, so Himeko is Aromatic and Kafka belongs to Silverwolf and Firefly. Hope this helps bigot ❤️

[HSR 4.5] Himeko SP will have a global passive. If Kafka is on the team, at the start of combat, Himeko will sloppily kiss her on the mouth, giving 50% Elemental DMG, 20% All-Type RES Pen, 50% CR & CDMG, 75% WBE and 40% DEF Ignore to all party members. Source: Auntie Babs

i don’t care if phainon has erectile dysfunction, a limp dick is still a dick. give me him NOW

@mexipika @FE_Heroes_EN Doesn’t that also mean that the old legendaries take up a F2P spot, though?

@JakeRobs3 @FE_Heroes_EN This is a good change, we haven't had a new Wind Legendary so this let's the two latest ones (Elincia and Camilla) still keep the bonus WITHOUT losing all Wind Legendaries as bonus units

■ Other Changes Starting with the season starting Apr. 6, these updates will be made to the factors deciding which Legendary Heroes appear as Bonus Heroes in the Arena: ・ Legendary Heroes selected to be Bonus Heroes will be chosen from a pool of the 2 newest Legendary Heroes for each blessing at the start of each season. ・ Old Legendary Heroes, other than those appearing from the above, will also be appearing as Bonus Heroes in the Arena (except for the four seasons that follow the release of new Legendary Heroes). For details, please see the in-game notification. #FEHeroes

@dailynotreally Had me upset for no reason I feel sick 😭

Will I be deactivating?

@FE_Heroes_EN WAIT FIRST ASCENDANT REFINE

■ New weapon skill Sonic Sword (Tanith: Bright Blade) coming soon! (This weapon can be upgraded in the Weapon Refinery.) #FEHeroes