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@ZacksJerryRig @MissJilianne @NSCabezon @teslascope @Tesla_Optimus Dev team with new hardware every two years:
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@NSCabezon @teslascope @Tesla_Optimus I was there dude. Elon has been lying about FSD for ten years. TEN YEARS. And it started with HW1 in 2016. I fell for it.
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Elon has reiterated that there are no plans to use AI5 chips in customer vehicles for the foreseeable future. The chip will be focused on @Tesla_Optimus and supercomputers.
Tesla remains on track for releasing Full Self-Driving Unsupervised on the latest FSD computer (AI4).
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.
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@AshtonForbes @skdh Great advice here. I should have told my dad to stop faking it when peanuts put him in anaphylactic shock. Next time, I’ll skip the epi-pen and just call him out on his BS “science” while he swells up and dies.
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i have developed a gluten intolerance, congratulations to me🫤
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@28delayslater They're trying to reduce the number of HW3 FSD owners.
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This feels like a dare
Ashok Elluswamy@aelluswamy
Tesla self-driving works very well on narrow roads with oncoming large tractors!
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@Matt_E_Baumann Is this why my 2019 3 wipers were making a weird noise for the first time ever? Like a small scrape at the end of the wiping cycle.
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This inherently needs to wipe unnecessarily in order to know if it needs to wipe. 🫠
While this is neat(ish), there is a sensor that is crazy accurate that’s been used for many years that works flawlessly.
Tesla AI@Tesla_AI
Improved auto wipers
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@DirtyTesLa @jeremyjudkins_ Some Americans will need one cybercab seat for each butt cheek.
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What's the actual reason Tesla hasn't released this in the US yet? I still don't understand... manufacturing capacity in Texas?
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt
NEWS: Tesla has increased the price of the larger Model Y L in South Korea by 7.7%
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@DirtyTesLa Straight to jail. I’d rather lick your cameras clean than drink that.
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Mountain Dew will be receiving a cease and desist immediately
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"version 12 will far exceed human safety even when unsupervised."
This is why his commentary on v15 is making people nervous....
Just one more version bro...
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@sobieski902 @TashaARK Supervised FSD is vastly safer than human driving. Unsupervised FSD is trending well. Over time, Version 12 (end-to-end neural nets) will far exceed human safety even when unsupervised.
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@elonmusk Once they’re gone, this dude is introducing something that would have Osborne’d the crap out of them.
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@28delayslater The “upcoming eye-tracking improvements” don’t bode well for the “FSD is solved” argument.
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FSD 14.3 could arguably be called a disappointment.
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@ComicDaveSmith “I took a bite of shit, and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to finish the whole turd.”
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Yes, the reason why this war is such a disaster is because of all of the people who oppose it.
Glenn pretended to have learned from his disastrous cheerleading of previous wars but it was all bullshit.
Glenn Beck@glennbeck
There's only one thing that could actually stop us from beating Iran: the fracturing of the American people. I understand not wanting war. However, we're in one right now. So, I'd prefer to win. Sadly, it seems like a lot of Americans would rather Iran win. And some even seem to agree with the religious zealots in Iran who wake up every day and pray for the destruction of the West. This is LUNACY.
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They have them at Walmart too! I’m serious. 😂😂😂
TheCandyMan@CleanVoltATX
Walking inside the Gigafactory… A robot cleaning the floors around Teslas. ⚡️ That’s when it clicked — this is how the future operates. Clean Volt isn’t just detailing cars… it’s aligning with this ecosystem. #thefuturecleanshere #atx #teslaowners #cleanvolt
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@Kennethjc101189 @RandomRation @MarchandSurgery Or they miss the moon’s gravity assist and float for millennia in their frozen coffin. 😬
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@RandomRation @MarchandSurgery Damn so if they don’t time it right they can be a mid space collision. That would suck.
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I'm pretty sure the earth and moon will be moving over the 10 days. I'm hoping the NASA scientists built that into their plan. This model where the moon stays still and waits for us doesn't seem very realistic.
NASA@NASA
It’s not a straight shot to the far side of the Moon! 🌕 Over approximately 10 days, the Artemis II astronauts will orbit Earth twice before looping around the far side of the Moon in a figure eight and returning home.
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@jeremyjudkins_ This could be an actual cybercab message in a few months. Never trust people alone with their dicks.
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@DirtyTesLa You fared better than I did on 23 today. This dipshit was spraying gas on everyone. Had to immediately wash the car. Pure Michigan.
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Tesla self-driving is smart and safe.
It moves away from people on the side of the road working on their car.
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I’m just going to say it and I know I’ll get some hate for it, but v14.2.2.5 is the worst FSD release since v14.
Constantly in the wrong lane, a lot of weird maneuvers, so many additional nav errors, routing, speed control, parking, and that’s just to name a few.
v14.3 cannot come soon enough.
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@WifeDirtyTesla Can you take their plate from the rear view footage and possibly send to local police? That’s unacceptably shitty driving.
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FSD went off-road a bit to save me from this distracted driver.
It was so smooth until I braked out of reflex. I wish I hadn't. Crazy to think we're nearing the point where we'd be better off without brake pedals.
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@28delayslater Oh god it's so much cringe all at once. I think I just regained my virginity again.
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@MissJilianne But we already know he likes white interiors.
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No, Tiger Woods should not get into a Tesla DRUNK and engage Full Self-Driving Supervised. This is such a stupid and dangerous suggestion.
Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷@farzyness
Tiger Woods should just buy a Tesla with FSD.
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