Jimmy Jump
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We won.

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.



Birdie close out to finish it off 6&5 for the good guys. Cotton wins. America wins. @CBMacdonald1855 was huge. @LooperSauce and @MurliFanClub are great dudes in person.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 After 16 hours of online bickering, we have secured the Match of the Summer. @therealmcnair and I will play @MurliFanClub and @LooperSauce. The date will be June 7, at a secret club in Northern Virginia.

75% of men should play the forward tees

society needs to grapple with the reality of a mythos-level model being open source in <12 months. i’m not sure we are prepared.

2025: Caught by the Tides 2024: Love Lies Bleeding 2023: Asteroid City 2022: Ambulance 2021: Memoria 2020: Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets 2019: Uncut Gems 2018: An Elephant Sitting Still 2017: Call Me by Your Name 2016: Personal Shopper

Coach Spo responds to Dwyane Wade saying there’s no buzz in the city: “Dwyane said there's not a buzz about the Heat. We feel a certain way about that. Dwyane is one of our own, so I love you, Dwyane, but that serves as motivation to all of us. More so to Bam than probably anyone, and Tyler." (via @naveenganglani)










