Looper Sauce

@patpareztrackr @yankeestruther 🤫🤫🤫🤫

@yankeestruther Fuck, you doxxed @LooperSauce

Some woman on the subway wouldn’t stop calling me a racist… I think she just misread my bag

Huge news out of the Looper Sauce camp tonight

@RevWSJohnson Sounds like Sage Valley is to blame here

I have a kicking headache and the runs right now. Negatives: - my head hurts - I can’t go too far from the toilet Positives: - I’m gonna lose some weight - I just took Advil - my farts are loud and funny

@patpareztrackr @goodgood_girls @goodgood_golf Now’s not the time for jokes after Garrets health scare.

@goodgood_girls @goodgood_golf @LooperSauce might explode when he see’s this. No one is a bigger @goodgood_girls fan than he is.

THE FIRST GOOD GOOD GIRLS HOLE IN ONE. 👇👇👇👇👇

@MattVincenziPGA If David Feherty was clean how many majors do you he would have won?

25 or 30 majors? Tiger’s issues behind the wheel began in 2017. So he’s supposed to have won 10 to 15 majors between ages 41-50?

Officially doxxing @KutterIsKing

@patpareztrackr +175

@LooperSauce I need a polymarket line for Tiger to get a DUI on Magnolia Lane

Is there a tiger future for the 2028 Masters? #lock

I don’t think the Yankees are the totally dominant team they were last year.

@golfpepe @TigerWoods Classic Philly trash bag… maybe clean up Kensington Ave before you come at the king #rockyisatwink

@TigerWoods Written by an attorney. Not a genuine word by Mr Woods. It's all a shame. Good luck in recovery. You'll need it

@MForbes @TigerWoods Do you know what a stimp meter is?

@TigerWoods You know you are guilty of DUI of opioids. Be a man and take responsibility.

@TigerWoods When Tiger wins the 2028 Masters, I’ll remember every single one of these posts.

How it feels to watch that good Cruz splitter over and over again

Whoever was in the T-Mobile boardroom pitching the ABS system sponsorship should get a raise

This Masters commercial absolutely nailed it

@NOTdaRealGil But Gil! Don’t you have work on Mondays?! #gilsback #whatdoeshedo

Today’s venue! Muni Mondays are back! If your club is closed on Mondays, get out and support your local muni!

@KutterIsKing Rent free posting minor leagues lmao

HOLY SHIT HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@BruceMAGA69 Touché

@LooperSauce Does caviar taste better out of a tin?

All the Basil Hayden from last night has been fully flushed out of my system, can’t wait for my Dukie’s to beat the piss out of that nut job Danny Hurley #BigBlueNation #Brotherhood