Jane Decker

Nobody: Pastor in skinny jeans : my wife is so smokin hot

Hello everyone! Our first priority is to allow first responders to do their job and keep everyone safe. Let’s not self deploy, keep the streets clear, and stay tuned. We will share opportunities to help/donate as soon as we can! @NashSevereWx @NashvilleVOAD

Restaurants should legally have to disclose whether or not they do karaoke and/or live music.

Ur tellin me a house made this guacamole

New music! open.spotify.com/album/5XJ7rmt1…

Sry never tweeting but I’m releasing my first song in 5 years next Friday Sidelines out 5/27

My sister just texted me in a panic because she accidentally emailed a picture of a snail with no context to the CEO of her work. I want to help but I can’t stop laughing

Just say they’re for men

@heeleeys Baby always gets big bowl

@Janedecker_ bf eats half in a real bowl I eat half in the Big Bowl

Gorgeous gorgeous girls Eat salad kits out of mixing bowls

@heyemilybeth Omg breaking this for dry January was a challenge

What’s your biggest Pavlov’s dogs you’ve given to yourself? Mine’s that I have to have wine when I start cooking on the stove.

@metaphetamines Yes unless I am in the food or cleaning supplies section

If you see me in the vitamin section of target that is ALSO a cry for help

@michaeljohnpoet Nobody can write that small it’s a trap

If you see me in the planner/agenda section of target that is a cry for help