Emily Burns

Can anyone tell me if I took my meds 5 minutes ago or just thought about it?

Everyone should be on at least 4 meds. Cause no. You’re not gonna remember if you took 1 pill. But you will remember if you opened 4 diff bottles and took out 4 diff pills and swallowed them with a chug of water.

I’m a Highland Park mass shooting survivor. Tim Walz used to take money from the NRA and was given an A rating by them. After Parkland, he denounced them and now gets straight F’s. He will be a great VP for gun violence prevention. That’s why I’m supporting Harris-Walz.

If Kamala Harris and Tim Walz WIN the election, Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan, a fellow Democrat, would become Minnesota’s next governor. She would be the first female governor in Minnesota and the first Native American woman to serve as governor in the country.

Summer is for pup cups

Did you take pics for this @tesslomayer ?

I had no idea that so many of my Facebook friends from high school are chromosome and gender experts, but I should have known because they are also inflation experts, infectious disease experts, foreign policy experts, and French performance art experts.

Oh wow. Imagine how fantastic it must be.

Why do we even have a Second Amendment?

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

Hi guys, Jon here. Garfield passed away in his sleep last night after eating at an Olive Garden buffet earlier in the night. It was sudden and we’re still in shock. I don’t know how this could have happened, but I just didn’t want you guys to be left in the dark. Thank you.

Being an adult is just perpetually trying to convince the IRS you make no money while convincing landlords you make so much

I can tell how someone is feeling just by making it up in my head and believing it

If cars can park halfway on the sidewalks why can’t my motorcycle?

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York

So annoying to be sick tbh