Jason

@DorLinder That’s how Jo lost her Dad!

So many did this today. I get in the middle of my house. But if I had a storm shelter like this, it would double as a wine cellar.

The Browns front office tonight when they draft a young guy with good analytical scores, but probably isn’t that good at football

@Mappy6984 Damn, that’s how my ex wife acted! I could have cured cancer, saved the world, and I still would have done it incorrectly. Lmao

Why are you together... they hate hate hate each other

BREAKING: Audio sent by an Indian ship coming under fire trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz after allegedly paying the $2 million toll. It was later confirmed they were scammed by another Indian.

This hits hard

Straight facts

@Letsch80 @N_Andersson999 @alphafox I’m at year 6. My business is booming and I’m stress free

@N_Andersson999 @alphafox The 40 year old single Dad has no interest in jumping back in the dating pool. He needs at least 10 years to recover from the insanity he was put through during his marriage. Those 10 years will consist of peaceful, quiet nights and random detached tinder fucks

Behold - The 40 year old single mom: 😭

@CollinRugg I have 2 little girls. Save the tax payers money and let me and my crew have 10 minutes. How infuriating

NEW: Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, seen on camera reacting to a woman telling him that a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped. During the trial today, jurors broke down in tears after audio footage was played of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported. Jurors were also shown footage (below) of Horner being stopped while trying to deliver packages. He was told by a woman that the road was blocked off because a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped. "Are you serious?" Horner said. Give this man the death penalty.

@Mericamemed When you can’t run away, you learn to shoot

Rumor says he's never missed a plate

@rawsalerts 💯 those guys are ex military 🤣

🚨#BREAKING: The FAA has announced that they will investigate an incident after two pilots were heard meowing and woofing on an emergency aviation frequency.

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?

@drydenfan @Viralvid_89 Nothin better than the sight of a degloved foot

@Viralvid_89 1st off people that know NEVER RIDE IN SHORTS! lmao I see people riding in shorts and flip flops I just SMH. dumb.

This is why getting proper training is important!

@0hour1 I would have crawled through quicksand to get into a molester van just to avoid Dad’s belt

Adulting is realizing; 1. You will die, and most people won’t care after a while. 2. People use you until you’re no longer useful. 3. Most people secretly want you to fail. 4. One day you’ll wish you started today. 5. Most people fake happiness while dying inside. 6. No one is coming to save you. 7. You’ll be judged no matter what you do. 8. Your health is your greatest wealth. 9. Happiness is temporary—discipline is permanent. 10. Success takes longer than you think. 11. No one respects weakness, even if they sympathize. 12. Complaining changes nothing. 13. Not everyone you love will love you back. 14. Money won’t solve all your problems—but it solves most. 15. Social media lies to you every day. 16. You’re replaceable at your job. 17. Life is unfair—get used to it. 18. One day, you’ll run out of days. 19. Regret hurts more than failure. 20. Nobody cares about your excuses. Work harder The earlier you understand this, the better and easier your life gets.

@catrachiana Most have a serious Coke problem

everyone is skinny in Colorado because the food is so fucking bad

@ThoughtCrimes80 I lived there 20 some years ago and it was freakin fantastic. Clean, fun, and always friendly. Fast forward to today and I have friends moving their businesses out of that shithole.

Colorado is the most “pedophile-friendly” state in the country. Unfortunately, yes.

@smcroasters Jeffery Dahmer tortured animals too

This is a fucking psychopath. Psychopaths don’t have a place in society.

@moldywoodpile @SenLummis

It’s time Congress passes the Clarity Act. It’s now or never.