@jessica_smetana I mean, I think you just call it and go back to bed. Nothing else will matter today.
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Jeff
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My day has been completely derailed by seeing a bird and a bat fight to the death (bird won) outside of city hall this morning
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@Jared_Carrabis Stop spending money on this team, people. Nothing will change if people keep spending money.
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Shout out to the fans at Fenway, man. Weather sucks, the team’s record sucks, and they’re bringing the energy like the season depends on this game.
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@FortniteStatus How about the rift bug where you can't deploy your glider? That's a pretty big one still. The game play changes are amazing, just haven't fully been able to enjoy everything with the bugs. Appreciate you staying on top of them!
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We've fixed the infinite dash and kinetic blade movement glitches.
Thank you everyone who reported these bugs and the players exploiting them as we worked on a fix. 🫡
Fortnite Status@FortniteStatus
We've re-enabled zipline ascenders. We're working through a better fix to this issue and will share more info when it's resolved ASAP. Exploiting bugs and glitches can result in a ban, please report players in-game for any behavior that violates our community rules.
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Jaylen Brown finished sixth in MVP voting behind SGA, Jokic, Wemby, Luka and Cade. One second-place vote, two third place.
NBA Communications@NBAPR
A global media panel of 100 voters selected the winner of the 2025-26 Kia NBA Most Valuable Player Award. The complete voting results ⬇️
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@FortniteStatus @Loolo_WRLD Remove the pistols, don't remove basic features.
Also, how about the katana bug, the rift bugs, launchpad bugs?
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@Loolo_WRLD Not ideal for sure, but remember the changes to Zero Build this update give players glider redeploy, access to shockwaves in their Pocket Item, and no lethal fall damage.
We’re working to get this fixed and then re-enabled as soon as we can 🫡
communities.epicgames.com/thread/showdow…
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⏫ Ascender ziplines are temporarily disabled while we fix an interaction bug that gave players infinite dash. Once this is fixed next week, we’ll re-enable ascenders.
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📢 Matchmaking and login issues have been resolved!
We're working to fix a delay in V-Bucks purchases being granted for some players. Your purchases are saved and will appear ASAP once we fix this error.
Fortnite Status@FortniteStatus
🛠️ We're actively working on fixing the matchmaking and login errors some players may see while launching the game or while in the Lobby. We'll share an update as soon as this is fixed up.
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@GordonEdes I don't doubt he was once interested in those things. It's beyond evident, he does not care any longer.
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John W Henry has endured a considerable amount of bashing in his term as Red Sox owner. This piece offers a vastly different perspective than the current cacophony.
Sports Business Journal@SBJ
Theo Epstein was a newly hired Red Sox assistant GM in 2002 when he began getting late-night emails from John Henry. Those emails showed a fascination with cutting-edge metrics and an appetite to rely on them when valuing players and considering moves. MORE: ow.ly/ugSp50YWxP9
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@FitzyLeakz Absolutely not. Worst season of all time, not a close second, IMO.
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@AllbrightNFL The amount of people in professional sports who cheat would shock people. I can only speak from what I know about an early 2000s MLB team but I can say for certain, "good family men" are out there with different girls in each city or flying girls to cities.
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@BrianTRobb There has to be more to this. Some tightness hardly seems like a reason to miss a game 7.
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Jayson Tatum on knee injury: "It just experienced some tightness back there. It's unfortunate timing but I guess it's a little bit to be expected." Thought it was inevitable he would have to deal with something but it came at "worst possible time."
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Will watch the first day it comes out.
Netflix@netflix
"Marty is good at life." MARTY, LIFE IS SHORT, the definitive documentary on the beloved comedian Martin Short, premieres May 12. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan.
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@Katiemoneygrabz @Deloitte How about just go fuck yourself, not you Kate, if you think everyone's mission is simply to bring kids into this world.
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Candy crush, sure, but maybe also maternity leave policies being mostly trash (big companies like @Deloitte cutting it to 8 weeks?!) and postpartum care/healthcare being mostly trash and lack of support/stigma around needing help and daycare/living costs skyrocketing are part of it, too. And the world might be richer than its ever been, but for who?
60 Minutes@60Minutes
“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp
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Nineteen years ago today, the Patriots traded for Randy Moss.
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@Brandon5tewart Ownership won't fire itself so this is what we get. Truly bleak times for Sox baseball.
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Cora didn’t assemble that bullshit offense.
Granted they scored 17 runs today.
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Hard not to attach Vrabel seeking counseling this Saturday to he/Pats having knowledge that these photos were probably coming...I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Page Six@PageSix
EXCLUSIVE: Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini were “all over each other” at a secluded bar in New York City — six years before they were caught holding hands and hugging at an Arizona resort. More pics: trib.al/UUJ13do
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