brokenfixtures
217 posts


@TrumpsHurricane If you’re having surgery tomorrow you’d be NPO.
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@elonmusk This is why you should have never been employed by the government. The government is for people that get stuff done and in good fashion not have rockets that fail in embarrassing fashion. I’ve never seen NASA have this issue because people at the government are actually competent
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@IanJaeger29 Tennis shoes and a suit will never be a good look
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@jackunheard How do you know this wasn't just a guy running through a field?
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@IdoHalbany Is this that one who said she’s going to be a dad? I’ve been here it started out good and then went bud light.
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I want to make it clear to the @DNC we stand with @davidhogg111 he is the most stunning and brave person yall have ever elected. He is literally the future of the @TheDemocrats the ultimate example of democrat masculinity! We need his leadership!!

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@SimonJJester @liz_churchill10 Radar is real my son tracks Santa every year
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@hourly_shitpost Every one goes through some kinda bs at work. It’s just popcorn
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@kirawontmiss Geez really? A little popcorn. At least everyone walked out w/o GSW.
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