Jimathon

Thought Peter Crouch had died for a sec

But... the tifo

@Simon_Ingari How do I stop these made up bullshit stories from appearing on my feed?

In January, I checked my payslip and noticed a random extra deduction. Money has been tight lately, so every unexpected deduction hits harder. After a little digging, I found out I was charged $1,000 for our office Christmas party. The problem is simple. I am not going. I like my job, but I HATE this forced “we are a family” narrative. I told my manager early enough that I already had other plans (plans to order a large pizza and binge-watch a TV drama I’ve had on my watchlist, but I skipped mentioning this detail). Was told that it should be “OK” to skip the party, but no one said that I’d still have to pay for it. I went straight to HR and asked for my money back. Instead of listening, HR snapped at me and said, “It is mandatory team spirit,” and that I should “make time for it and connect with everyone.” I said, “I am not paying for a dinner I will not eat.” HR smirked like he was enjoying the power trip. That moment↓↓↓

@utdBrett Spurs letting the side down on top 8

Top 7 in the league being probably the 7 historically biggest in the country is cool

pay particular attention to: - how the defense reacts with a more assured sweeper defending the space behind them - their willingness to play out the back knowing back passes aren’t ticking time bombs - the increased first phase effectiveness & ability to fully recycle play

@Gravitygunner14 This might be the dumbest fucking post I've ever seen

Martinelli does it and it makes the news! x.com/KfjcompsV30196…

@SpillTheMemes 9 months later, a tiny match was born

What are the odds of this??? 🤯 👇👇👇

@25mahfuz When did John Terry and Michael Owen have a kid?

Who the FUCK is this??

Who made you fall in love with football?

@_onlyscott 5? There's like 12

Only 5 players in football history have played for both of these clubs. If you can name 3 out of 5 you’re an absolute legend 👑 Level: DIFFICULT

@KingLibertyZim @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC Ok buddy, you do you 😅

@Jimathon @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC Yaa...you are staunch racist. Will never cease to call out racism whenever I encounter or see it.

Initially, I was not entirely sure about the wording which Salah used. It seemed OTT. "Thrown under a bus." "Scapegoated." But I have now seen Liverpool FC assemble the entire English media to go after a man with 252 goals for the club. His wording was absolutely bang on.

@KingLibertyZim @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC There's plenty of racism in this world. Don't trivialise it by pulling that card when someone calls out your bullshit. You can do better.

@Jimathon @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC So why are you using such rogue language in a discussion? Refrain from that. Its a form of racism.

@KingLibertyZim @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣 are you for real?

@rustyrockets @RealCandaceO Wear it? She can't even pronounce it

Candace Owens: "You can never wear Yves Saint Laurent. It is so demonic and so disgusting." @RealCandaceO

@KingLibertyZim @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC Utter rubbish. He'd left the club by the time the allegations were made (1994, not 1992) and the trials took place in 1997. What did you expect tbe club to do? Come out amd publicly defend him during a criminal case?

@Jimathon @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC Okay. But it pained him so much. Liverpool isolated him to the vultures. As a Zimbabwean we were very much pained.

@KingLibertyZim @KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC Nope. It was a criminal case as a result of allegations by a certain rag newspaper. LFC took no action against him. He was also aquitted.

@KomradeGeorge @Gandalf_LFC Aaaa I think you are not privy to it. They went to court against their best goalkeeper who won 6 titles wirh them alleging him of match fixing. His name is Bruce Grobelar a white African from Zimbabwe.

@amirqiud @PeterjgrahamN @TheHateCentral No wonder the keeper didn't save it. Clearly he's blind and can't tell Kolo Touré from Jamie Carragher.

@PeterjgrahamN @TheHateCentral That keeper positioning was really like, "jamie, not again? Oh man yes again"

Jamie Carragher for Liverpool: 768 Matches 3 Goals 7 Own Goals 0 PL Titles FINALLY DECIDED TO DEFEND FOR HIS OWN CLUB TODAY 🥹🙏🫡👏

@ItsWarrenIrwin @kareem_carr That only works for African Greys. This is clearly a Macaw.

@kareem_carr Two equations, two unknowns. X+Y=200, X-Y=170, where X is the height of the man, Y is the height of the Parrot, so Y=15

My father-in-law is a mathematician. He is insanely gifted. I showed him this post and I asked him if he could solve it. I will never forget his answer... "We can't, we don't know how to do it."

Literally watching this with my jaw on the floor #FIFAWorldCup

Utter dogshit

The rules are literally different for us