Joe Maddox

@contilovers x

@FabrizioRomano Chamone!

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@dafwill92 @GCAFCofficial Gotta get the job done on Monday now. This club deserves some success!

Woke up feeling immensely proud of the shift everyone put in last night, players, staff, supporters, volunteers ❤️ That’s why I love this club! @GCAFCofficial Only half the job done. We go again. See you Monday 💪🏼👊🏼

86’| WE’RE LEVEL AGAINNNNN

@kevinhatchard @tfeatherstoneuk @talkSPORT Less of the blue language though, @kevinhatchard !

@tfeatherstoneuk @talkSPORT Thanks Tom.

Been really impressed with @kevinhatchard presenting Trans Europe express on @talksport recently, not everyone can jump into that presenting role and it’s been seemless

@peterstopcrime snopes.com/fact-check/two… oh, it’s bollocks

Burglars broke into an empty house, but the owner was the 'gay final weapon' 1. In Florida, USA, two thieves named Garfield Morgan (54) and Kim Gordon (36) targeted a house and boldly broke in. 2. But the house they happened to ransack belonged to Harry Harrington, who has a monstrous physique at 201cm tall and 124kg. 3. The problem was that this guy's nickname is 'Wolfman,' and he's an infamous same-sex sex offender who spent 10 out of the last 12 years in prison. 4. They got caught red-handed by this unbelievable homeowner while trying to steal, but due to the massive physical difference, they couldn't even resist and were overpowered on the spot. 5. But for some reason, these two must've caught the homeowner's fancy, because instead of calling the cops, he tied them up with ropes and turned them into his sex toys. 6. It wasn't just a few hours of being held—they endured unspeakable acts in Harry's house for a full 5 days. A case of coming to burgle the house only to have their very souls stripped away. 7. In the end, a neighbor heard the desperate screams coming from inside the house and called the police, and only when the cops showed up were they able to escape that hell. 8. Right after being apprehended, if you look at the thieves' mugshots, their eyes are completely dilated and their minds are totally shattered. 9. It was so bad that the investigator said, "They were completely broken. I'd never seen eyes like that before." 10. Currently, the homeowner Harry has, of course, gone back to prison on charges of sexual assault and false imprisonment. 11. The two-man thief duo is also being punished for breaking and entering, but I bet they'll suffer from trauma for the rest of their lives. 12. This incident has become a legendary case recounted among thieves, leaving the lesson that even empty-house burglaries require thorough scouting and smart execution. Check out the newspaper photo.. That mugshot looks totally top position no matter how you slice it😳

@mattletiss7 @grok @CarryOnDaniel makes you think, doesn’t it?

@kevinhatchard @fgasking I hope you have to hide the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies!

@JoeAMaddox @fgasking Could be one of the greatest games of all time!

The PC DOS version of 'Allo 'Allo! Computer Fun! may have been released, but no copy had ever surfaced. Until now. Preserved from original master disks for the first time from Games That Weren't: gamesthatwerent.com/2026/04/allo-a…

@fgasking @CarryOnDaniel

Sky Sports commentator saying Mo Salah now level with Steven Gerrard as club record scorer in derbies with 9. Ian Rush got 25. Football existed before 1992.

@GingerWildheart Also, no Cheap Trick. Criminal!

Imagine putting this list together, missing out Rush and Van Halen but adding RHCP and Franz fuckin Ferdinand?!? No, you can’t imagine that because you aren’t a moron 🙂

@ScoutTottenham We are going down, it’s happening.

Does anyone else go to bed thinking about Tottenham Hotspur getting relegated… then wake up thinking about it again? I love this club, but it’s actually making me feel sick. #THFC

@kevinhatchard He always comes across as such a lovely bloke as well. Wherever he goes, I’m sure he’ll be a success

One of the best coaches in the Premier League. The work he has done at #afcb this season is truly remarkable. They lost their star player in January, and haven’t been beaten since.

Rules my world. I still dream of it

@prodnose I’ve met Robin Askwith, what do I win?

If ever I played Pro Celeb Interaction Poker I simply cannot be beaten. I have met: All FOUR Beatles Muhammed Ali David Bowie Michael Jackson There's my opening hand.

@Footballtweet @kevinhatchard can you please cover this in an article?!

A rather unusual non-league football story — porn actor Adam Diksa, who now plays in the 8th tier of English football with Mickleover, has insured himself for £800,000. If he were to suffer a specific injury to his p*nis while playing, the insurance policy would cover the full amount.

@waltonhershamfc Congratulations, from a Gloucester City fan. Unstoppable this season!

WE ARE CHAMPIONS OF THE SOUTHERN LEAGUE!!!!!!!!

@Krzws1 @kevinhatchard Like when Zaire qualified in 1974 and England didn’t, because they were better than England. Same for when Iran qualified in 78 and England didn’t.

@kevinhatchard It has always been like that. Or at least tried to be like that. Not the case this WC

If they qualified according to format, yes. I love European football, and most of my career is talking about it, but I find this kind of statement so irritating. Other teams around the world are allowed in - that’s why we have qualifying. It’s not meant to be “the best 48 teams”.

@SnappyGoLucky @TonyLaneNV Less than 1% though in reality though!

HE THOUGHT HE WAS TOUGH… UNTIL HE WASN’T Tried to 🔪 someone in broad daylight… and instantly got a reality check. Some people really think actions don’t come back around… until they do. Play stupid games… you already know the rest. Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@cuyabrito874799 @TonyLaneNV Video isn’t from Britain though, is it?