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@GeordieMAG_ True Geordie - entitled knobhead more like.

You do realise we’ve only got to the level we’re expected to compete at as a result of Eddie Howe? Best manager in the clubs history statistically since Keegan. #nufc

@MadamShelley It’s lose!

Eddie has similar tactics, fans loose their shit! Eddie changes it up, fans loose their shit! 🙄

@Alcopopbobb @gmhales 40 miles before & after a potential 12 hour nightshift is ridiculous. The SLT won’t care though, they will work from home half the time.

@gmhales Our non-Scottish force has a posting policy of 40 miles from where the officer lives.

I have a police Scotland question: how does the posting process work? My understanding is that within English and Welsh forces, officers can be required to work anywhere in the force area (or am I mistaken?). I'm curious how that works in a national force.

@NE5westend @DinhaJoey This aged well!

@DinhaJoey PSV will do us over

Not acceptable mind…but we’ll keep being happy 👏yee kna cos we’ve done good other seasons and that…every manager has a shelf life I’m afraid it’s just the way it goes and we are pure stagnant. Do we want to be in the elite or just happy to be forever grateful cos we won a cup!

@cyp_toon 20th Dec 1941 - Sheffield Wednesday 4v2 Newcastle United. Tot Smith, Newcastle United’s captain, aged 18.

Is Lewis Miley the youngest ever player to wear the captains armband for #NUFC ?

@lee_ryder Lee, you are a shit journalist for a shit paper. While you regurgitate crap stories from other papers or even nutters on X, you can’t even get someone to proofread and rectify your shit grammar and spelling.

Eddie Howe rejected criticism during his Press conference that the middle part of the Burnley game was an "onslaught" by the home team. Howe deemed "the stats" as the correct measuring stick for performance. #nufc

@davidmillzy @Regista10_ @SkySports_Keith If your Aunt had balls, she’d be your Uncle. Stop talking ifs and maybes. If you didn’t see us play Barcelona, Burnley look fuck all like them anywhere on the pitch.

@Regista10_ @SkySports_Keith Had Burnley had a decent stiker we would have lost that game no doubt we made them look like Barcelona. Problem is against palace on Sunday they can stick it in the net

🚨 Eddie Howe asked to respond to claims there is a lack of a Plan B with regards to substitutions (referring to ‘onslaught’ from Burnley during second half in midweek): 🗣️ “An onslaught on…(who)? Against us? Have you seen the stats of the game? You must’ve been watching a different game then. There was no onslaught. Yes there were moments in both ways (for both teams), and if it was an onslaught I would give my opinion would say it was. 🗣️ “But with Plan Bs, it’s always difficult. If you have too many Plan Bs it means your Plan A is flawed and your players are thinking what’s next rather than trying to deliver Plan A to the best of their ability. 🗣️ “We have lots of ways of playing, but within the structure and the principles of what we believe in. I see countless managers asked about Plan Bs, but you have to be careful. We have a very strong plan for every situation, we just need to deliver it better.” #NUFC

@FelixLongbrook @mannion99 Or at Plymouth the Friday before Xmas or Bournemouth away in the FA cup.

@mannion99 I wonder how many of them were at Roots Hall on 1 January 1992.

@Leegib81 Premier league corrupt as fuck!

How is that not a pen ?

@oglekeith Game was on TV, absolutely pissing down, there will be quite a few who just couldn’t be arsed. They will be kicking off when they are not in Pot 1 if we reach the final.

Loads of tickets for Fulham on the website. Where are all the members who are desperate to go? Or do they just want to see the big six at home?

@Dave9492 @10lfc100 @ToonPolls A situation that was caused by Liverpool and the rest of the corrupt six. He obviously is!

@10lfc100 @ToonPolls Completely different situation. Surely you’re not that thick?

Without Isak we’re 1 place (and 2 points) ahead of where we were after 15 games last season WITH Isak. Liverpool, however are 8 places (and 13 points) worse off with Isak than last season WITHOUT him. Thanks for the £130m pal. Oh, and do your research next time 🤭🤡🤡 #NUFC

@famoussnumber9 @Leegib81 The one between your ears?

Other wise known as cheating

@Mattisamazing33 Nitrous oxide! For the engine, not the occupants. 😳

This is an ex CID one owner Golf R, and I want to know what this knob does???? autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…

@zp011024 @Allthings__THFC Watch him when they are getting up!

@John64Trapper @Allthings__THFC What punch?

How has he not been sent off, it’s one of the worst challenges i’ve seen in ages

@zp011024 @Allthings__THFC Kudus gets a straight red for his punch then? #northlondoncryingagain

@Allthings__THFC 2 yellows . Simple. One for foul and one foul the scuffle

Should have stopped game for head injury. No handball for the penalty. Didn't book Mbuemo for a deliberate petulant off the ball kick on Gakpo. Ignored United GK handling outside box. Ladies and Gentlemen, the always predictable Michael Oliver. #LFC #Anfield #LIVMUN #EPL

@Drfc88 @ToonPolls If Liverpool hadn’t tapped him up, he maybe wouldn’t have behaved like a petulant child, refused to train and would have been fit at the start of the season.

@ToonPolls What’s Isak leaving Newcastle got to do with Sweden not qualifying. If your club could sort its act out he wouldn’t of missed nearly 4 months of football

This guy has single handedly tanked his country’s chances of qualifying for the World Cup through his selfish behaviour over the summer. Swedes should consider Alexander Isak a national disgrace. 🇸🇪

@AnfieldEdition He has got missingjacobmurphyitis

🥇| @LewisSteele_: Alexander Isak is still in the recovery stage and is expected to reach peak fitness in three to four weeks. Full recovery may extend up to three months.

@bigmickeyk @Allansoldfriend Can’t can’t pass, would mean he can pass!

Hahahahah poor Joe Willock #nufc

@haverofsize @manxpie86 😂😂

Woltemade hasn’t just scored 3 more than Isak in the prem now. He’s now drawn level with Ekitike as well, so fuck him and all.