☠️ Matt 👾

What the FECK

@matthew_elliott I pay circa £45k per year on income tax alone

The Government will collect £331bn in income tax this year, and spend £333bn on welfare. In other words, we now spend more on people not working than we raise from those who do. And the cost? Debt per person has risen from £11.5k in 2000 (inflation adjusted) to over £41k today.

@jacquitib I do think he’s funny but that’s rude

@Mattisamazing33 Ffs, she must have the patience of a saint, and amazing self control 🫣

Jesus 😬😂

@Or1ginalSandman Delamere is full of scousers

@Mattisamazing33 Delamere?

Day off tomorrow. Lake District trip Saturday and Sunday. What shall I do Friday? Bess needs a good walk somewhere

@Or1ginalSandman Reckon we’ll go to Talacre

@tankhead666 Stupid cow

Just saw this woman on BBC “your voice” going on about how hard her student life it is. She was good looking, expensive clothes, expensive hair do. Cut to her friends; all exactly the same. Got to be tough right?

@CaitGsxr6 Thieving bastards!

Council bill has just landed…extra £500 a year…

@LizKershawDJ Awww

The Kershaws. In simpler happier times ❤️

@Fireblade_Jim @gruffaloscoot It was far too tame that craze. I’d like to have seen: People shot Times been shot Maximum speed driven Etc

@gruffaloscoot Haha 🤣

Block the phrase ridden a jet ski. Thank me later

OMG yes!!!!

@dinosaurs1969 The fuck is wrong with his teeth?

in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this

@VerstappenCOM Real racing

Guys!! Just arrived at the Nürburgring, what do you want to see the coming days?

When I finally snap, it’s going to be because I had to type my email address with my tv remote 😳

Company bonus is payable three days after my birthday! Think I’ll wait to see how much it is before deciding what to buy myself in my advanced years

@Col45398669 Is he still doing an poo?

What’s taller. Robin or pint glasses?

We asked a 100 people if you spoke directly with Peter Mandelson prior to appointing him after you found out his best mate was a nonce You said “Muslims Praying”