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@Mattisamazing33

Motorcyclist. Border collie wrangler. World expert faffer. World’s worst baker

Condate Katılım Mart 2012
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Matthew Elliott
Matthew Elliott@matthew_elliott·
The Government will collect £331bn in income tax this year, and spend £333bn on welfare. In other words, we now spend more on people not working than we raise from those who do. And the cost? Debt per person has risen from £11.5k in 2000 (inflation adjusted) to over £41k today.
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jacquie
jacquie@jacquitib·
@Mattisamazing33 Ffs, she must have the patience of a saint, and amazing self control 🫣
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☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing33·
Day off tomorrow. Lake District trip Saturday and Sunday. What shall I do Friday? Bess needs a good walk somewhere
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Anthony
Anthony@tankhead666·
Just saw this woman on BBC “your voice” going on about how hard her student life it is. She was good looking, expensive clothes, expensive hair do. Cut to her friends; all exactly the same. Got to be tough right?
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Cait
Cait@CaitGsxr6·
Council bill has just landed…extra £500 a year…
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Liz Kershaw
Liz Kershaw@LizKershawDJ·
The Kershaws. In simpler happier times ❤️
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GruffaloScoot@gruffaloscoot·
Block the phrase ridden a jet ski. Thank me later
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
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dinosaur
dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·
in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this
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Max Verstappen
Max Verstappen@VerstappenCOM·
Guys!! Just arrived at the Nürburgring, what do you want to see the coming days?
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Phillygirl
Phillygirl@24tog·
When I finally snap, it’s going to be because I had to type my email address with my tv remote 😳
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☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing33·
Company bonus is payable three days after my birthday! Think I’ll wait to see how much it is before deciding what to buy myself in my advanced years
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Col
Col@Col45398669·
What’s taller. Robin or pint glasses?
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Norm
Norm@normAL219·
We asked a 100 people if you spoke directly with Peter Mandelson prior to appointing him after you found out his best mate was a nonce You said “Muslims Praying”
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