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@honeymoon250 With pistols and shotguns, no civilian needs that.
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Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
Anybody???
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MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries·
22 years old and already $91,300 in DEBT. No house. No safety net. Not even rent she can afford — so she’s living in a camper. $51,000 on a car. $12,000 in student loans. $2,200 in medical bills. Nothing extravagant. Just the baseline. This isn’t excess. It’s survival.
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99.9% will fail..!! How many 4's did you see..??
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AlmostFunny 🇺🇸🥩🗽@JohnHow26344476·
@PattyMurray You have spent over $80 TRILLION since you have been in Washington DC. Why haven't you spent that wisely? Why isn't all of these problems in the rear view mirror? It's not from a lack of funding
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Senator Patty Murray
Senator Patty Murray@PattyMurray·
Trump wants to build a ballroom—I want to build more affordable housing, and only one of us sits on the Appropriations Committee. His budget is going right in the trash as far as I’m concerned.
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AlmostFunny 🇺🇸🥩🗽@JohnHow26344476·
@RepMikeLevin I can correct you. Republicans know that groups are abusing our systems through multiple avenues to cheat. Voter ID and stricter mail-in voting will help. This will also make sure that non citizens will not vote. With the huge growth in recent years this is a legit concern
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Rep. Mike Levin
Rep. Mike Levin@RepMikeLevin·
Think about what Washington Republicans are actually asking you to believe: that there are noncitizens so committed to voting illegally that they’d risk deportation, prosecution, and everything we’ve seen ICE do, just to cast a ballot in our elections.      There is no documented crisis of noncitizens voting. It is already a federal crime, and it always has been.       Republicans invented a crisis that doesn’t exist so they could sell a “solution” that makes it harder for YOU to vote.      Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act.
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Yellowstone National Park
Yellowstone National Park@YellowstoneNPS·
If you've been out to Lamar Valley lately, you might've noticed the old Yellowstone River Bridge being removed! This major #GreatAmericanOutdoorsAct project is in its final phase as crews work on overlooks, remove the old bridge, and restore the Lost Creek drainage. The full project is expected to be complete later this year. #GAOA
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TheLastRefuge
TheLastRefuge@TheLastRefuge2·
Peter Strzok's former partner, Joe Pientka, works for Eric Swalwell. [#1 link below] Remember Pientka's very high security job inside the FBI Counterintelligence office? Pientka has deep ties to senior agents inside the FBI, the type of agents who would know the inside details of any Swalwell investigative activity. [SIDENOTE: Pientka was previously transferred to the San Francisco office; hence, the regional alignment with Swalwell - #2 link below - sometime in mid 2019 Joseph Pientka was promoted by FBI Director Christopher Wray and transferred to the San Francisco FBI Field Office where he showed up on their web page. END SIDENOTE] Bondi wouldn't need to tip off Swalwell. Pientka working for Swalwell would already know the ins/outs of every detail therein. [It's a red herring] FBI Director Kash Patel couldn't start to review (or re-review) Swalwell activity without triggering one of those inside contacts aligned with Pientka. If Trump was shaped to think Bondi had something to do with an FBI leak about Swalwell (which I doubt), the shaping would be an intel operation to manufacture that narrative (which I still doubt). Learn the networks, then see with clear eyes. The same intel networks which would, if accurate, stimulate such shaping, are the same intel networks who would posit shaping with The Guardian using allies in GCHQ to create plausible deniability for a domestic narrative engineering effort. Summary: With Pientka working for Swalwell, there's a direct FBI pipeline, and no need for Bondi anything. #1: legistorm.com/person/bio/547… #2: web.archive.org/web/2019110118…
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

NEW: Pam Bondi was fired, in part, because President Trump believed she had tipped off Eric Swalwell, according to the Daily Mail. Trump reportedly believes Bondi had tipped off Swalwell about the FBI's effort to share investigative documents about his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. "The FBI was preparing a cache of documents on Swalwell's relationship with Christine Fang," the Daily Mail reports. "She's intervening in those matters. The White House wasn't pleased she was intervening due to her personal friendship with Swalwell," a source told the Daily Mail.

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Bridgett Fertig
Bridgett Fertig@LightOnLiberty·
A Dominion contractor with two degrees, swore under oath in her affidavit after working 27 hours at Detroit's TCF Center that she witnessed MASSIVE amounts of clear election fraud involving late-night ballot dumps. She detailed how her manager, Nick Economagunas (part owner of Dominion), ordered her there instead of the Detroit elections building. She saw vans FULL of ballots arriving, photos of people carrying ballots out of a "Chicago warehouse," and at 4:30 AM, Mr. Baxter personally brought in boxes from the rear entrance. She stated each box holding approx 600 ballots, totaling around 50,000 ILLEGAL ballots dumped onto tables just before a 6 AM shift change! This is exactly the kind of election fraud we've been warning about that was running RMAOAMT across the country during the 2020 election!
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Andrea Junker
Andrea Junker@Strandjunker·
Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.
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Svetlana Lokhova
Svetlana Lokhova@RealSLokhova·
Swalwell and Schiff falsely accused me of having an affair with President Trump’s National Security Advisor and that I was a Russian spy, and fed it to the newspapers… …When in fact it was Swalwell who was engaging in activities potentially endangering National Security
Svetlana Lokhova@RealSLokhova

Eric Swalwell is a co-conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy against Pres Trump Recently-released documents show that he participated in a plot to remove President Trump's National Security Advisor by falsely accusing him of having an affair with me and that I was a Russian Spy

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🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸
🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸@Real_RobN·
Here it is: @DOGE CONFIRMS: The Illegal aliens who were issued Social Security numbers by the Biden–Harris terrorist administration. • 270,425 in 2021 • 590,193 in 2022 • 964,163 in 2023 • 2,095,247 in 2024 — on it’s way out the door. They've been using their NGO's to dump fake voter registration forms utilizing the fake SS#'s on key county registrar's offices for the last 5-6 election cycles. Then using those fraudulent voter registrations to request ballots in the mail. Then they pay the NGO's to have their staff fill out the ballots and mail them in. —————— Minnesota Rep. Kristin Robbins explains how an NGO receiving 99.9999999% of its budget from the American taxpayer hired two individuals who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to engage in voter registration fraud. 📝Ballot fraud is synonymous with NGOs, which are synonymous with the Democrat Party.
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DataRepublican (small r)
DataRepublican (small r)@DataRepublican·
🚨 JUST RELEASED: Follow the Money Behind the No Kings Rally 🚨 DataRepublican has launched an interactive, open-source map showing how your tax dollars flow to organizations involved in the No Kings rally. 🔍 I tracked funding from federal sources to final recipients, prioritizing direct paths (not via DAFs) whenever possible. 👉 IMPORTANT: most paths still went through Donor-Advised Funds (DAFs)—the black box of the nonprofit world. Unfortunately, it's a common and opaque funding structure that deserves scrutiny. 💥 Explore it for yourself: Click on "Federal Grant Flow" for any NoKings organization to open any visual flowchart, tracing dollars from origin to destination. 🖼️ Also, you can save any graph as an SVG and take it wherever you need. 📌 I'll keep updating the database as more EINs come in. Got a group to investigate? Send it my email address with an EIN. 🧠 Let's shine a light on influence laundering. Link below 👇
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Jean-Marc Noel Bertrand
Jean-Marc Noel Bertrand@JeanMarcNoelB·
Incorrect. The graph below from US Government data shows that 50% of Americans have less than 3% of the wealth! You see that tiny sliver of yellow at the bottom. That’s the entire wealth of FIFTY PERCENT of Americans. The thick band of green at the top are people like Elon who try to convince us that things are great.
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The Rabbit Hole
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole·
Capitalism creates so there’s more for everyone. Socialism is the weaponization of greed and envy making everyone worse off.
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TheLastRefuge
TheLastRefuge@TheLastRefuge2·
It's not just the White House undergoing a remodel. The DC restaurant remodel is also ongoing. The State Dept is the front of the restaurant. The Secretary of State is the maître' d. The CIA is the kitchen, and the CIA Director is the Chef. [Israel has a table in the kitchen.] The consulate staffs are the waiters, USAID were/are the food runners, and the Dept of Defense are the bus boys doing cleanup. The “Trump supporters” who try to undermine ODNI Tulsi Gabbard are either: (1) brutally naïve, (2) easily manipulated, or (3) working intentionally to retain the Intelligence Community control system that DNI Gabbard is dutifully deconstructing.  A shockingly large number of popular voices are part of group three. Think about it in very commonsense terms. DNI Gabbard is digging, declassifying and releasing information that exposes what very bad people have done against President Trump and our nation. The outcomes of her activity flow steadily from her office.  Everyone can see them.  So, what exactly are the motives of those who want to undermine DNI Tulsi Gabbard? They don't like the remodel.
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DataRepublican (small r)
DataRepublican (small r)@DataRepublican·
Hello Senator Thune, At 3 AM on Friday, March 27th, in a near-empty chamber, you passed a bill by voice vote that excludes all funding for ICE and CBP. Let me repeat that: voice vote. No roll call. No record of who was there. No accountability. Just you, Barrasso, and a handful of senators shuffling paper in the dead of night while America slept. You could have demanded a recorded vote. You chose not to. You could have held the line for five more days until the House returned. You chose not to. You could have used the same procedural tools Democrats have used against you for 40 days. You chose not to. Instead, you gave Chuck Schumer exactly what he asked for, DHS funding minus immigration enforcement, and called it a win. Then you walked to the cameras and blamed the Democrats. Let's be precise about what you did: 1. You caved to a demand Democrats made on Day 1 of this shutdown. Forty-one days of supposed hardball negotiation, and you settled for their opening offer. 2. You handed them a template. The next time Democrats want to defund any agency — ICE, CBP, or anything else — they now know: just shut down DHS and wait. John Thune will fold at 3 AM. 3. You punted to reconciliation. "Good possibility," you said. Not "we will." Not "guaranteed." Just maybe. Meanwhile, ICE operates on fumes from last year's bill with no certainty of future funding. The precedent you set: You have argued for months that the filibuster is sacrosanct. That the 60-vote threshold protects minority rights. That we cannot bend Senate rules for policy wins. But at 3 AM on Friday, you bent every norm that actually mattered: • Voice vote to avoid accountability • Empty chamber to avoid debate • Midnight deal to avoid scrutiny • Immediate recess to avoid questions You'll bend the rules to avoid a fight. You just won't bend them to win one. What you've actually accomplished: Democrats demanded ICE restrictions. They got ICE defunded. Not reformed. Not restrained. Defunded. And you're out here tweeting about how Democrats are the "Defund the Police" party while you just voted to defund border enforcement at 3 in the morning. The question you should answer: Why did this deal have to happen at 3 AM? Why couldn't it happen at 3 PM, with cameras rolling and every senator on record? You know why. Because you didn't want your voters to see what surrender looks like. Here's my message: We saw it anyway. Stop hiding behind "Democrat obstruction." You're the Majority Leader. You set the schedule. You control the floor. You chose this outcome. Own it.
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Brandon Straka #WalkAway
Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka·
🚨 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says John Thune is blocking the Save America Act and claims Senate GOP leadership is aligning with Democrats. “They’re ON THE SAME PAGE as Chuck Schumer…” She warns Americans are being misled.
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AlmostFunny 🇺🇸🥩🗽@JohnHow26344476·
@MarkWarner Dems love to say this nonstop,but they ignore the other reason we need Voter ID: ballot harvesting. This is the more dangerous
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Mark Warner
Mark Warner@MarkWarner·
Noncitizen voting is extraordinarily rare – in many audits, less than one hundreth of one percent of all votes cast. The SAVE Act is a total sham, cracking down on a problem that isn’t real.
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Godfroy
Godfroy@g0dfr0y·
I was in the airport today for a layover, and I saw three ICE agents casually strolling through the main walkway....like they owned the place. I could tell with one glance, they weren't there for "illegal immigrants"... They were asserting their presence, getting passengers used to seeing them at the airport. Getting passengers used to the Police State, so they could gradually ease people into it. It was eerie, and it's something I won't forget. Soon they'll be at sporting events, shopping malls, movie theaters and other public arenas.... And soon, they will be apprehending Patriots who are critical of Israel, "domestic terrorists".... ICE was NEVER for illegal immigrants. It was for US.
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