Jordon Ferber

@MTA if there’s any @ that is ripe for ridicule, it’s MTA. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. You should be giving raises to all the folks who actually service your stations, and fire all your online corporate drones. They are useless and an hour at least behind on every single local issue.

@NYCTSubway is the 2 train running downtown to Brooklyn from Times Square? The app doesn’t give any downtime arrival times.

@NYCTSubway what a useless service this is.

@NYCTSubway what is up w Brooklyn bound 2 trains? I’m at Times Square and it says delay…. What does that mean?!

@NYCTSubway I’m trying to get to sterling street 2 stop in Brooklyn. Is it even possible?

1/2/3 trains are delayed in both directions while we address a train with a mechanical problem near 72 St.

@NYCTSubway Is this English? WHAT THE FUCK MTA

Southbound 1 2/3 end at 96 St. Some southbound 1 end at 145 St. Some 2 via the 5 between Nevins St and 149-GC. Northbound 1/2 end at 42 St. Southbound 1/2/3 trains are delayed while we address a train with a mechanical problem near 72 St.

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@NYCTSubway Chat GPT has really bottomed out.

Southbound F trains are holding in stations while EMS responds to a person in need of medical help at 2 Av.

@queensbee4 @NYCTSubway They don’t know how to tell time. “Express” is a track, not a concept to them

@NYCTSubway this train timing is horrible. Ten minute waits followed by one minute waits, repeatedly. This can’t possibly be how these trains are scheduled. And if it is, someone needs to reassess this awful schedule.

@TimmyShea @NYCTSubway It’s because they are incompetent.

Now, call me crazy @NYCTSubway but why say 10pm, rather than your usual 9:45pm, when trains are already running local before 10pm…

@NYCTSubway so… you are incompetent. 2 trains skip stops but they don’t announce it on the actual train until having left the station. Un fucking believable.

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“…we don’t do grief, grief does us.”-@robdelaney

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If only the @NYCTSubway actually cared about people, what An amazing resource this could be.

@NYCTSubway what’s happening w the 2 train? I’m at 14th street, heading to Brooklyn… there was a 2 train on the board that disappeared