Josh Dutton

@Westpac Travelling solo. Still not working. Sort it out.

Sydney football mafia at it again. Storm resting players two weeks out from finals with a five-day turnaround in North Queensland where it’s likely to be above 30 degrees. Same mob complain about injuries.

Absolute. Weapon. #Olympic2024

Talk all week about the Roosters. Storm just beat them for the second time this year minus four key players including a test five-eighth. #nrlstormroosters

@storm Godawful. It’s like watching the Wallabies.

Manly score first in the second half, bringing the score to 18-6. We have time.

Andrew Voss. Absolute. Dribbler. #NRLRoostersStorm

Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t eaten your Croissantosaurus...

A true great man. Great dad. Great actor. Great athlete. So much fun to be around always. Smart as hell. Loyal as hell. Funny as hell. Loved his sons more than anything. What a guy!! Everyone loved him. My wife and I had the best times with him every time we saw him. Love to his entire family and Carl will always be known as a true legend.

@AndrewRLP Ignore him. Keep up the good work. Great site.

I do it for the love of the game, for the players and fans, past, present and future. intrl.sport/news/internati…

@newscomauHQ @thomascflanagan some good scran here.

A unique treat that combines two concession stand favourites has gone viral and left fans split over whether it's a good idea or unholy fusion. news.com.au/sport/football…

@NZWarriors @1bbradfo Please tell me you got one of these.

03 Throwback jersey available now at warriorsstore.co.nz/jerseys 🖤

@thomascflanagan @PintsDrank @Louise_Cheer Ooft. Way too expensive for a pint of Nelson.

@PintsDrank @JoshRDutton1 I hope @Louise_Cheer isn't paying this for a Nelson Mandela

Pint of Stella at Madison Square Garden costing $20 (£16.60) 😯 Worth it?..

@lavosaurus May I present to you my heart attack from last weekend 🥲

First class, Wolves. First class.

OK seriously, does anyone want a journo job? We've got a few going. We're fun, I promise.

Good read here from my mate Lewis on his 104-year-old grandmother. Particularly like what she said to the Governor General. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@JJProductions07 @storm Apparently @clwelch94 is a back too.

@storm Who wrote this? Reimis Smith hasn’t started a single game on the wing for the Storm lol

From Top 30 to Train and Trial, we invite you to meet your 2023 Melbourne Storm ⚡️

@rugbycomau Ahem.

Who's the 🐐? Only fitting we settle this on October 10!

@JohnGeeMcCarthy @euanblack Is this something you concocted?

This week. I hit my lowest culinary point after a couple of cans. In Glasgow, there's a pizza vending machine, in the wall of an abandoned shop. It's a curious thing. It MUST be bad. But how bad??? Let's find out.