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"See my guy dey use spoon chop garri like say na ice cream 😭 Elon Musk, wire am something make e rest!"

@Dangbana4reason @Zeeshyttt She doesn’t go out, doesn’t drink, just vibes at home… who’s she? The plug of my heart ♥️

All boys are the same nah, next time open your eyes 👀 not your skirt.

You engage me, I engage you🤷‍♂️

Someday we’ll become big account

She doesn't drink, she doesn't party, she stays at home, who's she? ♥️

@meikkp She doesn’t go out, doesn’t drink, just vibes at home… who’s she? The plug of my heart ♥️

@Demo4fhs @Zeeshyttt Nah” is Naija slang for “no” or “absolutely not”, giving it a strong, relatable, conversational punch.

Saturday is the only true weekend day, Friday is a whole work day and Sunday is giving pre-monday vibes, We have really been scammed, tricked, hoodwink, mislead, deceived!!!!

Jos Mass@cre: Singer Mr Real Lashes Out at His Colleagues in the Entertainment Industry Over Their Silence 🎥: @mr_realgram

@instablog9ja Jos Mass@cre hits hard, but Mr Real hits harder — dragging silent colleagues 💀

Netflix be like "damn y'all love this show? Imma cancel it"

@Big_AJ7 Love the show? Netflix: pulls plug without mercy 😭

@_AsiwajuLerry Cooking and cleaning = basic life skill, not oppression 😎 If you see am as slavery, you dey fail yourself 😭

If, as a woman, you see cooking and cleaning as slavery, you’ve already failed as a woman.

@blezobenyi @john322226 Done ✅

@JrE097 @john322226 Fb

Some people too funny for my DM! Na today Elon pay me you know say you wan ask me if you can ask for a favor. No ask anything bros, I be deaf and dumb and I still blind join.

@Xtrapressure_ Even the hippo dey flex proper hygiene… meanwhile some humans still dey fight wetin make sense 💀

Even the hippo knows using water is more hygienic than using a tissue paper

@Favwontmiss @nickimoraa •You might be texting, calling, or posting in your dream, but your mind recasts it in dream logic—you’re communicating, just without the recognizable device.

How is it that we're already in 2026 and no one has come up with a convincing explanation for why cell phones never show up in our dreams, even though we use them for hours every day?

@nickimoraa She expected sparks, fights, proof of love… instead, he said: “If you like him, you’re free to go. I’m not competing for you.” 😭

She made up this whole story about another guy trying to talk to her… just to see if he’d get jealous, maybe get a little protective, show something. She even added details“he keeps texting me,” “he said he wants to take me out,” acting like she was lowkey stressed about it 😭 Her man just sat there, calm, listening the whole time. Then he nodded and said, “If you like him, you’re free to go. I’m not going to compete for you.” No reaction. No jealousy. No drama. Just… peace. And that’s what made it worse. Because now she’s sitting there, heart lowkey sinking, wondering why he’s not fighting for her like she imagined in her head… but she also can’t admit she literally created the situation from nothing 😭 So now she’s stuck feeling unwanted over a problem that doesn’t even exist 💀

@john322226 •If Nigeria get brain, Tacha Colos plug don dey cooling in police cell 😭💀

If Nigeria was a sane country, by now them for don arrest Tacha Colos plug.

Na now people NYSC just give certificate go really understand wetin dem Dey call Sapa. Monthly 77k Otilor

@john322226 @Iam_DjADon NYSC stipend: 77k Otilor Reality: Sapa full ground 😭💀