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@anymanfitness People that act like fast food is poison are secretly crushing double doubles and eating in shame in their cars. Fuck those spineless faggots.

This tracks. I went through the whole “omg McDonald’s is poison”. Then you grow up and realize it’s consistent, has decent macros if you don’t order crap, and it tastes amazing. 2 McDoubles and a Diet Coke is an elite meal when you’re on the road.

@IsabellaIsMoody He did it on purpose so he can get fucked in the ass in jail and invent some new gay word for it being cool and straight.

FREE CLAV

@Ac7ionMann He needs to be arrested for impersonating a straight man.

Who cares about an alligator? We can’t have secure borders or safe cities but let’s all freak out over a dead stupid gator? Make it make sense.

@TrillGoated @TwitchClipCo Projecting this dick in your mouth. Shut up little boy.

@JudgmentalKyle @TwitchClipCo We projecting now

Clavicular - cold cold world 😭 #Kick #Clavicular

@Pchopz_ Most people aren’t smart enough to realize it doesn’t mean they will ask for 5 1sts. It simply means you have 5 years to spread out the picks you are allowed to trade. Would most likely be 3 1sts. Year 1/3/5 if I had to guess and a player.

If the owners approve the 5 1st round picks rule next week....

@VivaLaStool @Jerrythekid21 @tBushGaming @AustinJenkins07 @barstoolsports @ConnorMook_ @SonOfABoyDad @mireshpatel Right. Most of you idiots and your fans thought it was in Alabama.

“Can I say something? I think we felt pressure to go to London… I think we all knew it was the wrong move” -@Jerrythekid21

@nickysmokess Holy shit. He’s only 26 and that unathletic? I assumed at least 36 and sort of understood. Ouch.

Am I wrong here? Cc: the Chicago guys

@EricLDaugh @grok could it be a trap by Iran?

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just revealed the present Iran's leaders gifted him was 8 boats of OIL through the Strait of Hormuz! "Then they apologized for something, and SENT 2 MORE BOATS. It was 10 boats!" "I said, well, I guess they were right, they were real! I think they were Pakistani-flagged. I said, well, we're dealing with the right people!" "They said: to show you we're real, we'll let you have 8 big boats of oil." Wow!

@EricLDaugh Fucking retard. Ever heard of a trap?

@SparkScouting @JoeyO70 Jesus. And you still wait 4 picks for a WR. Idiot.

@JoeyO70 Can’t do it. Dallas can’t trade the 2027 first because they owe the higher of the two picks to the Jets as a part of the Quinnen Williams deal. However, if you want two firsts…

We doing this Browns fans?

@BrownTownops21 @JoeyO70 Worst I’ve ever seen.

@JoeyO70 Mine is better video coming soon!

@JoeyO70 You have to.

@earldapearl_216 Why the fuck else would they do it ya retard? Zero benefit to team other than to trade Myles. And it’s likely per his request. Bunch of idiots.

The fact that some people are floating around the idea that the #Browns adjusted Myles contract so that they can possibly trade him is crazy to me. Why are we like this & why do we do this? Also - this man has a no trade clause in his contact. Make it make sense..

@ClavicularNews “Bottom first percentile” what a moron. Kid thinks he’s smart but never says anything

Clavicular was in disbelief after finding out this person changed their looks COMPLETELY, just for more views and laughs on the internet 😳

@tbarx17 @Jeremyinakron17 No one will ever get 5 firsts. If anything will be 3 firsts every other year over 5 years.

@Jeremyinakron17 Wait and see if the owners approve the browns new rule where we would be able to get 5 1sts for him. 3 just isn’t enough

Myles Garrett for both Cowboys firsts this year and one next. Who says no ?

@DrClownPhD They should allow The Purge against this guy for one day.

This is proof Idiocracy was a documentary

@2RawTooReal Best way to do your cocaine in peace. All for it

What’s your thoughts on genderless restrooms 🚽 I personally don’t see the problem

@EmmaVigeland Her actions speak for themselves. She’s an awful cunt who deserves nothing.

Soooo clearly Chappell Roan is being smeared by her old talent agency, which she left over the founder’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein, yes? And the sheep who hate that she’s actively disinterested in appealing to the male gaze are piling on?

@dom_lucre Yeah. All those plumbing pedoohile rings we hear about. Good call.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel is facing backlash for now insulting DHS Sec Markwayne Mullin because he used to work as a plumber. Many Americans feel it was tasteless to insult a job so relatable and believe it portrays them as incapable of evolving.