Philly Meets KC

A coworker and I share a last name and we work a lot of accounts together. We constantly get asked if we’re brothers so we bought matching outfits and got our headshots done together at our corp retreat last week 😂 mf even made me shave my beard to commit to the bit #nailedit

no dude the bats all going cold at the same time isn’t a big deal. that happening for the past 4 seasons is just a massive coincidence bro. it’s not a pattern. trust me it’s just early in the season man

I don’t know how many more picture-perfect home openers we’ll have at Kauffman Stadium, but the site of a full K and starting the season with a Royals win is a timeless sight

@cdotharrison let the people know, free Chick-fil-a if you open your app at Kauffman again this year

@m_takewaka @KChiver Honestly, I’ve had Texas, Memphis, Kansas City and St. Louis BBQ. Nothing compares to KC BBQ. Period!

Me to everyone who fw Kanye West on the TL.

I’m a mental health advocate through and through, but I hate when people act as if issues in that department absolve you of ANY accountability for your actions.

Announcer Dan Hicks said he can't recall a more emotional day on the PGA Tour. Woodland is not only coming off brain surgery but revealed recently he has PTSD. Former KU golfer has KU's golf facility named after him in Lawrence.

Kyle Isbel has the first Royals Kauffman Stadium homer of the year. The fences did not need to be moved in for that to go out.

Zane Gore wow 💙 🩵 What an incredible moment. #FountainsUp

@SlimChiefin @m_takewaka That part!

@m_takewaka @KChiver Start? Buddy it's Gangs of New York when it comes to BBQ

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

That’s game!!! Getting the home opener dub feels great

What still amazes me, all these years later, is that we can ad-lib in a way that is wildly unpredictable & genuinely hilarious for each other, including the audience. Love that I get to do this with @jbbrisco, @RealMNchiefsfan & @tuckerdfranklin. Reminds me why I love Scrubs.

@BigPapaPK I knew it would make people laugh! I’ll have to show you the signs in one of our other bathrooms when I get back from the game

@KChiver Dude…that sign behind you is freaking hilarious! 😂😂😂

In my head it’s already first pitch time #OpeningDay

Zane Gore, son of the late Terrance Gore, threw out the first pitch as the Royals honored his father in their first home game since his passing He threw a perfect strike to his dad's 2015 World Series champion teammate Alex Gordon

The Royals honored Terrance Gore with a moment of silence before the national anthem. After they brought his family out and his oldest son threw out the first pitch of the game to Alex Gordon. Right down the middle I’m fighting back tears as I’m typing this

@KC_Sass Vanilla bean cheesecake for the win

Cheesecake or Tiramisu

@BigPapaPK @BIG_E_KC @cjeezy81 It’s a beautiful day for some baseball man!

@KChiver @BIG_E_KC @cjeezy81 Lucky!! I wish I could be there!

Nothing opening day at The K with the fellas!! #OpeningDay #Royals

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