Philly Meets KC

A coworker and I share a last name and we work a lot of accounts together. We constantly get asked if we’re brothers so we bought matching outfits and got our headshots done together at our corp retreat last week 😂 mf even made me shave my beard to commit to the bit #nailedit

Alot of kids can’t even walk up, speak clearly, and handle something this simple. Hands in pockets, mumbling, no eye contact. We fixing that. And yeah — they’re learning to handle things for themselves, their wife, and their kids one day.

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

In my head it’s already first pitch time #OpeningDay

OK, not gonna lie, I thought this was another #Druski skit. This is Rep. Kat Cammack (FL) at the Young Republicans Convention in Dallas, TX. But this goes to show you he didn’t directly attack or even name #ErikaKirk he said “Conservative Women” and his depiction was spot on lol

Fired up to see Kauffman packed out tomorrow 🔥💙

KC💙

Congrats!!! @GaryWoodland Awesome to witness the comeback and getting back in the winners circle!! 💪🏽💪🏽

Peep the yardage book! 👀 A Jayhawk to the deepest core.

@julie_mvp 🔥🔥🔥

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Gary Woodland… No words. Tackled adversity head-on. Never wavered in staying true to his values. And a champion once again. An all-time great Jayhawk and Kansas. 🔵 🫡 🔴

@Jtfawver We have 7, 6, 3, and 2 and my wife mentioned they her day about where we live now has less food options than when we lived in the northland and I was like I don’t think it’s the options it’s the fact that we never go out because of cost and wrangling

Our kids are 7, 5 & 3. We don’t go out to eat a ton. Cost + trying to keep them happy. But we took them to Texas Roadhouse for 1st time today. They were so thrilled. My oldest always gets chicken tenders. After one bite he said “this is best chicken I’ve had in my life” 😂

The Kansas City Royals can’t hurt me today The Kansas City Royals can’t hurt me today The Kansas City Royals can’t hurt me today The Kansas City Royals can’t hurt me today The Kansas City Royals can’t hurt me today The Kansas City Royals can’t hurt me today The Kansas City Royals

Bully is for those that actually fuck with Kanye,if you don’t like him before Billy isn’t the way to get into his music Cause this album absolutely sounds like cumulative of most of his album…you hear yeezus,life of Pablo,even college dropout I love ittt

Michael Jordan says his plan is to change NASCAR the same way he changed the NBA with his lawsuit case: “When I got into the sport it was a lot of things I wasn’t happy about. The sport was not set up for success long term for the individuals that is involved in this sport. Now up top, they were making a good living. The people putting on the show were not getting compensated… Even if I get kicked out of this sport, even if I lose the lawsuit, I’m going to wake up some people to understand what they’re doing is wrong… When people knew we were going to sue NASCAR, I knew I was aggressively going to win. I became a competitor all over again.” (Via @CBSMornings)

@danielleRoyalKC @GoensStephanie Haha I hadn’t met you yet! I do need to throw Another one. We haven’t done that party in a couple years

@KChiver @GoensStephanie I won't feel offended I didn't get the invite😂😂

I am now accepting applications to hang out at your pool in a bikini and drink mojitos this summer 🌞

I've never sen anything more accurate

Don’t think any artist will ever top this run.