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@Goddie_Ke They can't wrap the body, kick it and let it roll to the bottom?

@bozgabi Jidishi

Londoners will say Bullsh!t Americans will say Fuck you Canadians will say Damn you What will Kenyans say?🙂

Wangesoma verdict judgement watume kama Pdf.

@shakes08939835 @GovLeeKinyanjui I'm using my passport to go to the World Cup to witness the thrashing of Bafana Bafana.

@Kamdooh @GovLeeKinyanjui Mnxm sit down. You know nothing about anything. Probably never applied for a passport

In my recent visit to South Africa, I had the opportunity to appreciate the soul of the nation, the culture and the people. The charming home of Lucky Dube, Master KG, and Amapiano; the spirit of liberation; and the weaving of the Ubuntu philosophy into the nation's fabric. "I am because we are, "where communal success is closely associated with individual goals. The belief that a rich man in a poor neighbourhood is poor, irrespective of the size of his wallet. As I admired the skyscrapers, motorways, and urban architecture, it was clear that they had identified their true enemies: poverty, unemployment, and hopelessness. The single-minded pursuit of resolving these challenges is a full-time commitment for every citizen who means well for their nation. A nation's future must be built on sound economic policy and productive enterprise, not mere sloganeering.

@sholard_mancity All this will be useless if Kalonzo clinches the Presidency in 2027.

Dennis Onyango, Raila Odinga's aide, reveals that Raila only had 3 close friends he truly respected: -SK Macharia -Uhuru Kenyatta -William Ruto Apparently Kalonzo Musyoka wasn't on that list. That honestly surprised me. Kalonzo shelved his own presidential ambitions multiple times to back Raila, including in the last election where he helped deliver significant votes from Ukambani. Politics aside, it's a reminder of something many people learn the hard way in life: sometimes the people you'd put at the top of your list wouldn't put you on theirs. Loyalty is often not as mutual as we assume.

@TopboyHighest History favours the Knicks.

Am I the only one who still believes in Spurs winning the championship?

@kisengemeshack1 Is he an England reject?

What did you make of Deon Woodman's performance in Harambee Stars' 4-0 win over Lesotho? Thought he was decent.

@AfricaFirsts Football is played by 11 not millions.

How does Cape Verde 🇨🇻, with only 529,000 people, qualify for the World Cup while Nigeria 🇳🇬, with over 240 million people, fails to?

@a_opondo Meanwhile @fnoluga says we're cruising nicely.

Someone called to ask if I could help get blood and platelets from Kisumu. I told them I could try, but I wasn't making any promises. Hb dropped to 4.1g/dL, platelets were below 10,000. I panicked ... I truly wanted to help, but blood cannot just be transported like potatoes. This June, for those who can come to Homabay for a blood drive please join me! Pt was referred to a different county! Life !

@BiondiniCesar @FIFAcom under Infantino is more corrupt than Mobutu Seseseko.

La seleccion de fútbol de Irán llegó a México, donde se alojará durante el Mundial. Si bien jugará todos sus partidos en EEUU, Trump les negó hospedaje y los obliga a salir del país apenas termine cada encuentro. La FIFA aceptó ese acto de mal anfitrión.

@jaokojohnmark Cyber crime law should be exercised on such individuals

Have you Noticed that Quickmart Supermarkets, belonging to baba Charlene, are being built Countrywide. That is why Patriots in Naivasha walichoma Quickmart in the previous Demonstrations. They know it belongs to Kasongo. At least we have identified a one stop shop where we shall be getting food , water and shelter from during the irresistible Mother of all Demonstrations, set to begin 24th this Month.

Needs to retire himself on medical grounds. His life is worth much more than football.

@bevalynekwambo3 You overcook waru why?

Mountain delicacies makes another appearance

Y'all shouted how he's Wantam and now he's chosen to jetset on your taxes. #RutoMustGo

@ChrisFitzMelb Of the three host nations Mexico is the only football mad nation.

It’s actually so fucked this World Cup isn’t just in Mexico.

@orengo_james Unaandika nini mzee?

Thika mwĩhaarĩria nĩ ũndũ waitũ? Tuonane thĩgũkũ ya Kiumia.

@Nviar2 Nyeri is calling ☎️

Leave alone to go is to see or tumus kuna this place called Escape in skuta the chicken kienyeji or mbuzi dry fry is to die for😍😍tumekula wawili😭🤣

@Mastardcesh Music made by AI has taken over the airwaves.

THE RISE AND FALL OF ISRAEL MBONYI: Israel Mbonyi rose like a star from Rwanda. His powerful gospel voice conquered Kenya. Packed concerts in Nairobi and Kenyans crowned him our brother in Christ. Tickets sold out praises everywhere. He was untouchable. Then came the fall. One day during a live moment Mbonyi turned and sharply criticized Kenyans. Ingratitude how they treat visiting men of God the scandals the pressure. The words hit hard. Kenyans turned on him fast. He came ate and now bites the hand that fed him. Social media exploded. Boycotts followed. Concerts got cancelled. The same fans who lifted him dropped him. From hero to zero in days. Moral: Rise with grace speak with wisdom. The same crowd that worships you can cancel you tomorrow.

@KenyanSays They should've done this earlier.

Confusion online as Lawyer Danstan Omari, Fred Obachi Machoka, and MCA Robert Alai are spotted having lunch together.Obachi has sued Alai in an ongoing Ksh 60 million civil defamation lawsuit at Nairobi's Milimani High Court.

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