Key

You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.

Life update: got them shits and they’re wonderful

@crotchner2 *looking at my multiple years without even so much as a high-five* yeah man I think I’m part of the fucking club damn near a founder.

not to gatekeep but you don’t get to be part of the celibacy club until you’re at over a year without even a kiss. once you get to multiple years then I’ll start taking you seriously. until then you’re just not seeing anyone currently.

@mindless_motion @volublevenus Unprivate and say this coward!!!

@volublevenus Yeah, I get it

Deon Cole was crying TEARS laughing after Bill Burr spent a straight 5 minutes ROASTING him for asking him, “Is your mama fine?” 🤣🤣💀

@rlycrossedup She killin that shit too

Snoopy ass moves

I don’t got shit else to tweet yall let me know if you find a girl who likes anime, manga, master duel, monster hunter, maybe some wizard101, lmk if she also a Latina I’ll be back in a flash if that happens. until then we out for today

Yeah man I never want to be

I love boobs

Crying and waving goodbye as the car I was riding behind for 45 minutes take their exit.

I’m never going back into a beautiful woman’s DMs again shits scary in there…

Yeah dude, it’s true, I’m awake. music.apple.com/us/album/super…

@malleuses Yeahhhh I remember we talked about it twin, best to do is to binge them chapters once things slow down which’ll happen sooner or later

@KapitanKey i need to get back to reading ippo i miss them sm but my overall schendule is so hectic 💔

REAL

@nazzygirlxx Sorry twin I’ll dm you next time my pfp ideas im mulling over so you can pick next time

can u guys tell me before u change ur pfp i get lost like a kid who cant find their mum in a crowd

@tidesinhiding What about old Mexico

I got to go to stupid fucking Texas to find my Latina princess cuz stupid fucking North Carolina has NOTHING.

I’m just a small insignificant speck in the universes grand design, so yeah I’m gonna passionately do everything before my time is up.

@eIocyn I think this is cool tbh

can’t be an insta baddie so i say weird things and talk to myself on twitter instead

The hood