𝚗𝚢𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚎

(￣ω￣ )

whatever u do DONT text the same person everyday bcs you WILL go crazy

they trying to say i’m abusing alcohol but have they ever thought that maybe the alcohol is abusing ME??-

baby u gonna eat whatever i pull out these jorts

@Colonel_Keez probably not, let’s just make sure we bring our own utensils

@eIocyn Do you think the IKEA staff would mind if we brought this and ate it in one of their kitchen displays?

got drunk and made a sushi bake who want me

@beansm00thie this happened to me too 💔

tongue kissing in missionary to blocked on linkedin pipeline

i’m the black mold of the family

i dont abuse alcohol i kiss it gently between its thighs

roommate thought i went to canoodle with a man when really my big ass just went back to the grocery store 💔

@Colonel_Keez whichever one you wanna go to 😏

@eIocyn Which ikea are we going to

taking my next date to ikea and standing in the displays so he can envision a life with me

one of my favorite things on earth is my clit

Marlboro promo models at a Formula 1 events in the late 1990s. They were a prominent part of F1's visual identity from the 1970s representing the peak of tobacco sponsorship in the sport

@eIocyn Jerry World calling to me

I will be in Dallas on Thanksgiving 🫡

$50 to fill my car ya i ain’t visiting NOBODY

insecam - SALVAGE [album] soundcloud.com/insecam/sets/s…

i love the 10 minutes after my vyvanse kicks in where i feel normal

i wish god would invent hot guys that want me