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@siphoBMjr @jimNjue_ Yes because we brought law and order into that country. Today they have a working government.

@jimNjue_ And you are proud? Wtf is wrong with you people.

If South Africa experienced half the problems we have experienced with our neighbors like Somalia, they would descend to absolute chaos. A very weak country.

@comrade6ix @FarmBastion @m_ogada @nickmung Ongeza Moyale to Mandera , utakufa na depression

@FarmBastion @m_ogada @nickmung Hyo ya moyale to wajir ndio kichaka sasa 😂😂

"Middle income country" (hint: its in East Africa)

@zaxoguda @pepeta_ke Sofapaka, bidco na Sharks waende tu

Which teams do you want to see relegated from the FKF Premier League this season? I'll go first, BIDCO UNITED. @pepeta_ke

@penis2let @KevinKatantazi @AdamsDusman Huyu ni broker

@KevinKatantazi @AdamsDusman Why not just state the price here instead of asking people to message you on WhatsApp? be straightforward.

Have the best design this weekend With quality, not quantity Inbox me on watsup:0701404419

@AmControo @WizzyKt Tupe location

@WizzyKt Watu wanabuy from as low as $1

Watu wa Zambia, apps to borrow from ni zeed and mwachangu for staters

@KibayaInTrouble @Omoshmaganjii @bavonski Bro ulikua wapi time ya Ivo Ivo?? Of all Octo's songs, this was an anthem. Hadi mkaanza kusema ni iluminati

@Omoshmaganjii @bavonski I have not. I like Octo. I would obviously rank Octo higher than E Sir because of consistency and he raps well. One of the best ever rappers. I was talking about national anthems though. Like songs that you go anywhere in the country and hear. He hasn't had that

Marehemu privilege is crazy because E-Sir is not even on the top 25 kenyan rappers of all time

@TrossOtieno This one reached his ceiling when Gor reached the group stages of caf confederation cup. Not only him, but the likes of Sally Bolo should be gone too. Otherwise Gor is just stagnant.

Freemanson powers are over we need another leader

@marto254_ @Madovah1 Na anauza how much

@Madovah1 Who's that

Naeza pata wapi hizi affordable plain tshirts

@KCaendy16886 @Roro_miles Coz by then there were no other suitable venues for that match. Both nyayo na kasa were closed. Machakos nayo ilikua ruled out due to the poor state of the playing surface.

@Roro_miles Ok.

Nikikumbuka kuna Mashemeji derby ii Team ishaitupeleka Homabay hakuna huruma neeza waonea maybe nikae Mathare apo juu niangalie Huruma Estate 😂😂😂😂 #FootballKE

@Dollar__SM No wonder this league can't evolve as expected. We keep on recycling the characters expecting new outcomes. Tactics ni zile zile tu

OFFICIAL Former Gor Mahia Head Coach Zedekiah Zico Otieno announced as new Posta Rangers Head Coach. #FootballKE

@A_machora @MikeOkinyi Ni how much

@MikeOkinyi Hiyo bus sio 27M boss!

- Shabana receive 27M bus - Shabana get 20m to hire match venue - Gusii stadium get 1Billion shillings facelift for 15k seater #ToreBobe are basking in super glory today..

@jmoz09 @MikeOkinyi Who owns muranga seal?

@MikeOkinyi What about Muranga seal? And the other premier League teams? Or the TRIBE has to be politically correct! To get GIFTs

@mmmicheni Spaleta ndio munaita ginger ale 😬

GINGER ALE???

@pauledo76299 @Tish15255712 @HEBabuOwino Kama hauna evidence kwa kalatas tulia bro, hii mchezo haitaki emotions.

Goons who attacked Hon. Osotsi in kisumu 1.Lucas otieno Dogo 2.Tinga-from Manyatta/nyalenda 3.Buda-from Nyalenda western 4.Ronney-from Manyatta 5.Allan-from Nyalenda 6.Kevin-from Buddies Nyalenda 7.Kalonje-Carlos-from Buddies Nyalenda 8.Kleen Kwere 9.Atito 10.Boy Akoth 11.Brian otoyo 12.Dube 13.novi, 14.ras okeyo, 15.sam mollo, 16.benna ziza, 17.ronny

@polo_kimanii @Ronoh__ Too much bile for nothing, read the last statement.

Guess what Butita master of Economics? The Over 500 people are unemployed now. Kazi ya siku moja kama malaya is not employment. Its deceit! Tell that to your master Ruto

@_kenrono @zaxoguda Have you seen the DR Congo team??

@zaxoguda Mans is completely disregarding our league stars

🚨Having been in the UK last month on a talent search mission, #HarambeeStars head coach Benni McCarthy and his team have now turned their attention to Germany, where they are set for a series of meetings with Kenyan prospects. Top of their list is Sadiki Chemwor, who has been with Bayern Munich U19 but will be signing for Frankfurt in the summer, with the other being Linton Maina of FC Cologne. There is an unnamed player at Hoffenheim and another in Bundesliga Two. @pepeta_ke #FootballKE

@Owacali @Kenyans Iko na badge na hujui kusoma

KPA MD Captain William Ruto Hospitalised & Daughter Dies After Being Involved in an Accident in Taita Taveta

@Shammah1011 @neodelam @KasaraniStadium Very well, and you won't be allowed to step in any of them.

@KayKevo @neodelam @KasaraniStadium Usijali utajenga yako ukiwa president alafu ufanye vile unataka,sawa Kevo ?

Talanta Stadium is sprinting to the finish line! 🏟️💨 Hi mtapenda… hi itanasa! 🔥🇰🇪 #AFCON2027

@neodelam @KasaraniStadium The government adopted this policy of having a uniform pattern in almost all stadiums. Whoever came up with such ideas ni fala Tu, No class, no vibe, just boring aesthetics

@KasaraniStadium Wish they adopted random seat color camouflage pattern similar to Tokyo stadium.