james mwangi

@Mghazake Can't we use technology to control traffic without depending on the head of traffic police

Why is it that when you enter Nairobi CBD there is a traffic jam but when you get out there is no jam?

@kipmurkomen @EstherPassaris She is planning to take goons to statehouse

Continuous consultations with leaders are central to our efforts to strengthen national security and bring government services closer to wananchi. I held a consultative meeting with Nairobi County Member of Parliament, Hon. @EstherPassaris, who paid me a courtesy call. We discussed ways of strengthening security in the capital and enhancing the efficiency of service delivery for its residents.

@Obuchunju And she went to the CS interior to plan the meeting of goons to statehouse

We cross over to TV47, where Nairobi Woman Rep Esther Passaris says she looks forward to a day when goons will be hosted at State House by President William Ruto.

@FabrizioRomano He should just Resign

🚨❌ Chelsea have lost five consecutive league games without scoring a single goal for the first time in 114 years.

@SamuelAtandi Goons wameamka

No imposter will be allowed into Kisumu. Kisumu city must remain a peaceful city.

@kipmurkomen Is this a personal statement or a ministry statement? Because you are the one accused not the government

STATEMENT ON THE WILD FALSEHOODS CIRCULATING IN ONE OF THE DAILIES

@EvanoMemba Hawker 🤣🤣

Guess my hustle 😁

@georgediano A woman is good in bed after that Kalas

Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@generali_osumo There should be a permit for transporting more than 10 jembe sticks 🏒

One person dead, and several others injured as a track carrying rungus was involved in an accident outside Kisii National Polytechnic a few metres from Kisii Town. It is alleged that the rungus were being delivered to the home of one politician in Kisii County just before the accident happened! The question is, what exactly was to be the purpose of these rungus? What were they to be used for?

@FrankKhalidUK He lacks energy

Give me one positive thing about Liam Rosenior?

@evenmaina @KenyanSays How did she know about it?? Ama she is a spy?

@KenyanSays This 👇video was months ago. Yvonne asked Sifuna about this group in such a weird way.

A group called the People’s Renaissance Movement has emerged from nowhere and called for a press conference, only to show up wearing masks.

@Ian_San254 Kuna watu wa night shift Hapo,hawana nyumba

Sijaai Elewa mbona mtu atoke tu kwa nyumba yake aende alale hapo Jevanjee? Someone explain to me like I’m Karen Nyamu

@EvanoMemba Alafu itakuaje

Si mtu ajitolee atuelezee how to continue the conversation after "niko poa poa"

@citizentvkenya The same neighbours wakitunyima vitungu na mandizi we will have a crisis 🤣🤣🤣

“Takwimu za kutudogosha,” Tanzania’s minister rubbishes President Ruto’s claim that Kenya has more tarmacked roads than all the other EAC countries

@FKivish @awour_lind92076 @citizentvkenya It was even fact checked by citizen news yesterday it's a total lie

@awour_lind92076 @jmoz09 @citizentvkenya No he lied

@YoloTony1 @austin_tunoi @citizentvkenya Very True

@austin_tunoi @jmoz09 @citizentvkenya She never mentioned Kenya by name like Kondeboy did and Kenya is not the only Jirani Tz has.

@hon_wamuchomba Kwani hizo calabash zina kupea sleepless nights?

Dear Kenya, In 2022, we prayed to God Almighty for a President and He answered our prayers. He gave us William Samoei Ruto.He is God-given.If there is ever to be change, it will come through the same prayers not through witchcraft, not through calabashes, and certainly not through conflict.Those breaking calabashes are simply engaging in idol worship.

@kiplagat_allan7 @citizentvkenya We should be aspiring to be on this list not the list of madeni

@jmoz09 @citizentvkenya Its true. Mwangi.

@EkesaAustin_1 @citizentvkenya We are not who we think we are

@jmoz09 @citizentvkenya Is it not a fact?