Kaylynn Visser

@thegaywhostrayd Ok but where is this bread tower?

Imagine spending $100K on facial feminization surgery to look more like a woman and everywhere you go you’re still called a man lmao. Those XY genes are strong af 🤣 Couldn’t happen to a more deserving dude.

@5lutz3eu4axel Can you link Maicy’s story lol??

@countess_kush Wore that to prom, 2004!

Real quick, wtf is this hairdo? #pumprules

@SunnyAnderson I have to have my glasses on or my contacts in or it won’t recognize me 😂

My phone only recognizes me with my wig off and I uhhh...I feel the same.

Women belong in decision-making positions. Women belong in decision-making positions. Women belong in decision-making positions. Women belong in decision-making positions. Women belong in decision-making positions. Women belong in decision-making positions.

If Joel and Garrett don’t win the final next week, someone really needs to start a GoFundMe to get his daughter that service dog. That’s all I’m saying. #TheAmazingRace #AmazingRace #AmazingRace35

We love EVgo! @evgonetwork ⚡️

@SunnyAnderson @FoodNetwork Just followed so I can listen tomorrow! 🩵

As host and creative director of #CookedAndBooked, the new podcast from @FoodNetwork, I've listened to the first 3 eps and REALLY like the results. Hope you do too!!! Search for us wherever you get your podcasts, listen to the promo and subscribe! First episode drops Nov 14th! RT

@bravobee_ I feel like he was probably paid a severance and a stipulation of receiving payment was that he couldn’t work in the field for a year.

It’s honestly insane someone can fire you and enforce a non-compete #rhoslc

Rather than buying that Starbucks for the person behind you.. Call a local school & pay off a child’s overdue lunch account. Clearly the person behind you in line can afford their coffee.

@RichardBlais POINTS POINTS POINTS!

I’m working the front desk at the hotel you just checked into, would you like a warm cookie, a welcome cocktail or points?

@ycsm1n I worked an IT help desk for a short period of time and never lived down with I said J as in JUICE. 😂

used to work at a call centre, and the substitutes ppl use when they don’t know the phonetic alphabet are so funny. why did this man say C for Czechoslovakia

Hi @LLPJMadrigal, can you help my little sister #clearhthelist !? 🍎📚🛒 @kplymesser37

Help my little sister #clearthelist! She is entering her third year teaching third grade and is the most wonderful teacher! Amazon.com amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

@NineDaves @Kate_Chastain I was pretty sad this wasn’t included. :(

@Nick_Offerman @12bonesBBQ @HarrahsCherokee @JeffTweedy Hit up Haywood Smokehouse in Waynesville,NC while you’re in WNC. You won’t regret it!

Dear Asheville, Knoxville and Atlanta, why not join me & my front man Jeff and this gazillionpede on some hikes in the Great Smokies after an astonishing @12bonesBBQ brisket sandwich? Then hit me (sans Jeff) at @HarrahsCherokee 5/27 for some chuckles and a song Jeff and I wrote about a worker bee named Billy Bob Bill? 🐝

@MariaLElizondo Horseradish bread and butter pickles…. If you find them, try them!

@SunnyAnderson I’ll take a plain bagel, well toasted with whipped blueberry cream cheese. The kind that has little chunks of blueberries in it.

In a light moment during a debate, NY governor candidates were asked how they like their bagel, one answered, "poppyseed bagel with tuna" 🤯🥴 I couldn't vote for that 🤪. How do you like yours? I like plain or everything bagel, scallion cream chz, lox, capers, red onion. You?👇🏾

@Lakotasky Tom Green!!!!!