Dr Kaye Tatton

@keigh_see This is probably a sensible move.

The tories are talking about a national ULEZ scheme.

It’s the John McCririck fan club!

@DoubleDoubleJon It’s the accent and the fact that he speaks clearly. That’s all. If he had Angela Rayner’s accent they wouldn’t stand for anything he says.

@KayeTatton Every time I hear him speak, I think of Monty Python's "Upper Class Twit of the Year" sketch.

There are people who regard this man as an intellectual giant.

@Andy_Ross1962 @Classicbritcom Super!

@Classicbritcom I didn't get where I am today without liking Reggie Perrin.

The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (1976–1979)

@ActionBrexit Quick! To the bookies!

❗️NEW❗️LATEST PREDICTION USING ELECTORAL CALCULUS ON REFORM PARTY MOMENTUM BY 2ND JULY... LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN BREXITEERS!!! Labour 284 seats (+87) Reform 251 seats (+251) Conservative 41 seats (-355) LibDems 28 seats (+20) #VoteReform2024 #AllToPlayFor #DareToBelieve

Serengepity: accidentally discovering a vast grassland.

@TiceRichard Milky coffee was my granddad’s favourite treat. I suppose coal mining isn’t real work.

Reform is the real party of workers, who’ve been abandoned by “cafe latte” Labour thesun.co.uk/news/politics/…

@theresecoffey Imagine! A politician playing politics!

Keir Starmer admitting he flip flopped on what mattered to him in order to win the Labour leadership election. It seems he will make promises to help him win an election but drop them without a thought

A convicted felon?

@AntiDisinfo86 13 constellations? There’s more than that.

How many months should there be? There are, 13 months. 13 constellations, 13 moon cycles hmmmmmmmmmm Our ancestors knew this knowledge and have divided a year into 13 months. There are, 13 constellations, 13 moon cycles in a year & 27-29 days per cycle. All ancient civilizations used this calendar, which followed a natural order of nature and cosmos, and was immensely more intune with our body's biorhythm. You can imagine why parasites changed it, and subtracted one month in order to sever the connection between the people and the sun, moon & other celestial bodies, which all have huge energetical influence on our wellbeing.

@Andy_Ross1962 @Goosey30111568 Too much sauces.

@Goosey30111568 Are you drunk?

My Sauces are telling me. Labour are absolutely SHARTING themselves over Reform. They know they're already losing votes to Farage. Fukkem Hall.

@P3RFECTSOUNDS Fern wore a Heavy Lungs t shirt, John had at least one Queen t shirt. And a HMHB one.

apparently you’re not really allowed to wear band tshirts on taskmaster?? (according to john robins on tm people’s podcast) wyd

I’d say “don’t give up the day job”, but you might not have that option.

@Andy_Ross1962 @quantick @almurray Sensible policies for a happier Britain. Hail the black shorts!

@quantick @almurray At birth, every citizen, as of right, will be issued with a British bicycle and an honest British-made umbrella. Thus assured of a mobile workforce adequately protected against the elements, this great country can go forward once more to glory!

@PastorAlexLove Company dress code. Those gloves aren’t to code.

Woman, what is stopping you from dressing like this?

@Flaffenbam She wants to do a human pyramid?

@KayeTatton It gets "better" 🤣

My brother-in-law wears a bobble hat on his left foot whenever West Ham are trailing. It has as much effect on the match as this vinegar insanity has on clouds.