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@DrJay0x @StoneAtwine @senatorbash @rilwansmith This is Mr Tolulope Iluyomade, @TheIluyomade , whom you follow. He is on the run from the EFCC for defrauding a lot of people, including myself, whom he lured into opening accounts with his defunct digital wallet, Cloud Bank.

RT TO MAKE A HATER MAD.😝

“I just met this really rich babe yesterday. Should I bill her today or wait till next week when month ends? 🥺”

D!ed 30 years ago, and Tupac totals 5.4 billion views on YouTube in 2026 with just 43 videos. He achieved what most rappers today still can’t accomplish. The Greatest of All Time! 👑🖤

Holding on to #Iceman will NOT necessarily make it better. We waited for CLB for 3 whole years. Is it among Drake’s top 3 albums? No. My advice would be to drop a tape in the interim, while he takes the time to perfect the album, or the creative direction.

638 villages have been sacked since Tinubu took power. 725 more villages are under bandit control. 65,000 people are displaced in Plateau State alone , some displaced more than once after IDP camps were also attacked. 7.8 million Nigerians now require urgent humanitarian assistance. Gross incompetence

Drake has nine albums charting on Billboard this week, the most of any artist 🔥📈 ▫️Take Care (#22) ▫️Views (#38) ▫️$$$4U (#41) ▫️Certified Lover Boy (#52) ▫️Scorpion (#65) ▫️For All The Dogs (#77) ▫️Thank Me Later (#82) ▫️More Life (#127) ▫️Nothing Was The Same (#169)

Once I start talking to a new girl, I’ll bill her immediately to know if she’s serious

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

Stop sexualising men Stop sexualising men Stop sexualising men Stop sexualising men Whatever I decide to wear is none of your business. Eww.....women disgust me fr🤢🤮

The arrest of Nasir El-Rufai by the SSS in Anambra if true is another blot on our democracy, coming after yesterday's failed frame up.

US albums chart preview (via @HITSDD): #1 BTS 635K #2 Luke Combs 94K #3 Morgan Wallen 78K #4 Harry Styles 67K #5 Don Toliver 55K #6 Bad Bunny 54K #7 Olivia Dean 54K #8 Bruno Mars 46K #9 KPop Demon Hunters 39K #10 Morgan Wallen 39K

Just because we stopped talking, she removed me from her Netflix account. Such a shameless girl. 😂😂

because you bought phone for me, I can't answer another girl’s call again. some girls and insecurity ehn.

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭 No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

Taylor Swift is in the clear lead for The Artist of The Decade Award. She leads Drake by a margin of over 40%, which is quite significant . She’s had 9 No.1 albums already this decade, against Drake’s 5. The guy who said Drake was in the lead misled fans.

There’s this married woman that has been disturbing me for 2 years now even though I keep telling her I’m not interested. One day I asked her to for 500k for rent to chase her away and she ran lol. I wasn’t even going to collect the money, these broke women sef Keenan

Pray over your kids. There are people that secretly hate them because they’re yours.

Guys dating 9-5 girls dey try ooo Imagine waiting till the end of the month before you can ask her for money I reject it 👏

When fuel price eventually drops to N1100, useless APC pigs who were celebrating fuel at N900 will now tell fuel price has dropped and we should be grateful

Me: I just got an apartment and i live alone A sensible woman: How much do you need to set it up? She goat: can I come over ?