Kommify

POV: you get home and there's only one thing on your mind

@DeadlockFern based

@KoMMify i hate myself too

If ANY deadlock Devs/Animators are following me: PLEASE GIVE INFERNUS A FIRE WALL WHEN PARRYING, THANK YOU. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@Stateofblue He be doing other stuff with his hips when its just him and doorman so we don't have to worry about Drifter

that can’t be good for his 500 year old hips

@furraridriver Listening to thematic music for each character kinda makes you calm down, like Cajun songs for drifter or hotel jazz for doorman

deadlock streamers listening to music while playing is so crazy to me because i need perfect peace and quiet, a temperature controlled room, and specific caffeine levels to play like this

@haze_OSIC it's called shitposting.

@KoMMify bio

my ass is NOT playing deadlock until a patch 😭✌️

@risenram venaWHORE? how dare you

i ran out of ideas

X support just told me, my request requires expert assistance and to make a ticket, as a reply to my ticket

@machinedgirl The council approves of your sacrifice in trying to get better

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺we're getting somewhere..

@Wavy667_ Yeahhhhhh you get it!

@KoMMify Green is for the goo boy of course

All I see is red

Bro what? all I do is shitpost about deadlock and cry

Going back to Overwatch after taking a break and only playing Deadlock, is like leaving your millionaire husband for the childhood town first love like in a hallmark movie

@LookAtMyMeat1 To be honest, this is simply unrealistic, especially for a closed alpha game

Deadlock has way too many league refugees because the concept of swapping to another near identical lane so you can lane against a better matchup is impossible to them I dont give a shit if your duo promised you a sloppy toppy SWAP LANES

@risenram with that skin, I would too

people just let doorman do whatever he want to do

@risenram Viscous

ok next question for deadlock twitter: i want to learn someone new. currently main victor drifter and doorman and will occasionally play billy seven and (as of yesterday) haze. who should i learn 🤓

@risenram You don't always have to maximize the use of it, holding it for that 6 man ult that never happens is worse than using it on 1 person

billy mains of deadlock twitter how tf do yall use his ult. like there’s not many situations i can think of where it would be useful besides using it pull people into an aoe effect like haze ult or victor 3

Having to explain to people that playing lowest relative characters increases your mmr more than playing you high relative, and being told that what I'm saying has no proof

@ryunosukenaruho @risenram yeah fair enough

@KoMMify @risenram You can argue with people while also being nice it just requires understanding when to interject

i miss when i was on gay deadlock twitter not “chuds who argue with everything you say” deadlock twitter

@HRTgoddess Still did better than Venator tho..

im on a huge loss stream so im going insane but i just got into a match with a mcginnis who started playing a week ago and like what am i supposed to do here man