kalalalalalala

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kalalalalalala

kalalalalalala

@Kuntadn

Gazi, Kenya Beigetreten Eylül 2023
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@DanOder0 Anyone with a Zoomali map is not Kenyan. You're also an outsider so stfu
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Ephraim Mjomba@Ephraim063·
@evenmaina Heckling Nyamu and leaving out the one whom the heckling would have significant impact is just a waste of heckle, what a useless heckling squad!
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Eve Maina
Eve Maina@evenmaina·
How can a hired crowd heckle you Karen Nyamu? Maswali zingine unafaa ukae chini ujiulize. Your boss paid for this crowd to be here and they still heckled you.
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@zobaphi4 @thecindynoir As an African I just saw one mean kid and another kid playing but Americans are seeing race😂😂😂 you're doomed
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zobaphi@zobaphi4·
@thecindynoir The part where she removes his hand kills me 😭😭😭
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@mukotanyiiteka @africatodayMG So many things but here is one example. Workers in Uganda can easily accept a fair wage of 500 Kenya shillings per day but in Kenya that would not be fair nor enough so it increases to 1k to 1.5k per day.
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Africa Today Media Group
Africa Today Media Group@africatodayMG·
costed Uganda $9.2 million per km. It's going to cost Kenya $9.7m per km. This is a 233km (4 and 6 lane dual carriageway) Rironi - Mau summit highway which is currently under construction in Kenya and to be completed by 2027. Should the cost escalate from $1.4 billion to $2.25 billion, it will be the most expensive road in the continent tripping Entebbe-Kampala expressway that cost Uganda $9.2 million per km. It's going to cost Kenya $9.7m per km. Just like other mega projects, this is a PPP project. Design, Build, Finance, Operate and Maintain (DBFOM) for 30 years. Kenya has never risked going in all in such projects by herself. (Akech Andrew)
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khalif kairo
khalif kairo@KhalifKairo·
You lose entire airforce, entire leadership , your nuclear assets , defense industries then celebrate when your enemy agrees to negotiate after flying 10K combat hours in your airspace and making sure you are weakened for decades to come. Ofcourse you have won.
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Bett@Bethuelbett·
@KhalifKairo The Iranian Army Didn't even begin fighting. You get most of you news from western media. The fight was primarily conducted by Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@OCTOPIZZO @mcpipita Lakini pia wewe uko na history of attacking people physically with goons. I wonder what will happen when you have more power.
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OCTOPIZZO
OCTOPIZZO@OCTOPIZZO·
@mcpipita Anything! 😂😂 Ni “pattern” yake hii
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@AlinurMohamed_ 1.Northrrn Kenyans don't even consider themselves Kenyan 2. If that happens then zoomalian inbreds will flood this country. 3.How do you plan to lead the country when you've failed to lead your shithole countiess? 4. That will never ever happen
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Alinur Mohamed
Alinur Mohamed@AlinurMohamed_·
Next Kenyan President should come from Northern Kenya. The communities that have had presidents before should step aside for 40 years and continue with their fights as new leadership propels the Country forward. Top leadership should be rotational.
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The Oligarch
The Oligarch@NytoP2PMwangi·
How did Gustavo manage to bag a yellow-yellow Kikuyu babe from a rich family who was almost 10 years older than him?
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@Maryian96 Kelele mingi. Yani hao watu hukua loud asf! Like jus talk like a normal person
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Mary Njoroge@Maryian96·
I have never seen a Kenyan man dating a Nigerian lady, what do u guys fear?
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George Ochieng
George Ochieng@OdhiamboGPS·
@sholard_mancity Lines are even meaningless in the first place. Our universities adopted online voting long time ago. The question is why and what makes @IEBCKenya operate such. These are just deliberate attempts by African regimes to suppress democracy.
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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪
Sholla Ard 🇰🇪@sholard_mancity·
There’s something we & IEBC keep ignoring every election... Queues are killing voter turnout in this country. And I’ve seen it myself. 300+ people in line. Only 2 voting booths. KIEMS crawling. Then we sit back and ask, “Why are Kenyans not voting?” Be serious. If one person takes 5-10 minutes, that’s barely 12-24 voters per hour. So what do you expect the person at the back of that line to do? Stand there for 3 hours? In the heat? With work waiting? With kids? With responsibilities? No. They leave. And that vote is gone. Not because they didn’t care, But because they are frustrated Now here’s what annoys me... This is fixable. Add more voting booths. Add more KIEMS kits. Move people faster. Even 6-10 booths per station would completely change things. You would clear up to 120 people per hour, which translates to shorter waiting times. But every election, it’s the same story. Same queues. Same delays. Same excuses. I even wrote to IEBC about this in 2022. No response. At some point, we have to ask: Are we really trying to increase turnout... Or are we comfortable with a system that quietly pushes people away? Because no Kenyan should spend hours under the sun waiting to vote.
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Dr. Eng. RK
Dr. Eng. RK@254RKK·
@SpiritOf1BYears Kipsigis alone are 2.5 million...acha kuwa mjinga.kericho 1million,Bomet 800,000 and Narok and Nakuru 700,000 combined. All kalenjins are over 4million. Nyanza 4million too Somalis 3million
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Kingdom📍@SpiritOf1BYears·
KIAMBU ALONE 1.8 Million Votes Kericho:428,067 Bomet: 376,985 Baringo: 281,053 Elgeyo Marakwet:214,000 West Pokot: 220,000 Kiambu County votes is equivalent to Kericho + Bomet + Baringo + Elgeyo Marakwet + West Pokot votes... I thought you should know! Semeni WANTAM
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Brian Siri@briansiri123·
@kijana_misa Jana kuna wazimu nilipata kwa hoteli akikula food iko relatively expensive. Eti nyama choma. Waaah. Si nikamchokoza, akanishtua na akasema yeye ni serikali niachane na ujinga. Waah si niliogopa walahi
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Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪
Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪@kijana_misa·
This is how undercover police dress in Kenya. Huko kwetu kuna msee fulani alikuwa anafanya kazi ka manager kwa hii brookside ya Kenyatta Family akawaibia millions. He started investing huko ushago in building plots. Akaingia hata psv business na over ten matatus. Hiyo ingine akafungua a very big club. Sasa time investigation ilianza alitumiwa msee ka huyu akakuja kudai kazi ya mjengo, na akapewa ka msee wa mkono. Jamaa alichapa kazi one good month akicollect information na siku ya mwisho akajitoa na akapotea kabisa. Na hivyo ndo msee alinaswa na akafutwa kazi!
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Wambui@_fwambui·
Huko kwa group ya kina Antoh nimetolewa🤣🤣🤣
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JR@JuniorOchara·
@TheNairobiTimez At this rate I think we visit Machakos County office
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The Nairobi Times@TheNairobiTimez·
Machakos County Secretary Muya Ndambuki has dismissed comedian Sammy Kioko’s KSh 19 million payment claim, stating that Kioko is neither a registered contractor nor a supplier for the county. Ndambuki further noted that pending bills are a widespread issue affecting multiple government entities, including the national government, and insisted that Kioko’s claims do not reflect any official county records. Video 👇📽️
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@AbdulahiAdan10 That's what happens when you take inbreds from a warton shithole and give them IDs in Kenya
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Abdulahi Adan@AbdulahiAdan10·
Hii video ya Eastleigh is sad on so many levels. Looks like "gang on gang violence" lakini hawa vijana wanakaa wadogo saana 😤
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kalalalalalala
kalalalalalala@Kuntadn·
@Araweelo2009 😂😂😂 nothing to see here. Just a bunch of zoomalian inbreds doing what they like
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Queen Araweelo Legacy JB☆
Queen Araweelo Legacy JB☆@Araweelo2009·
Xamar san baa ka jirto xita biladanimada ma yaqanan qof wajikisa la dubayo bila sharci waye dalka waxi la rabo ba laku sameynaaya shacabka dhalinyaro mel kubaad ku ciyareyso ba la so qab qabsanaya omg🤦🏽‍♀️ Xita haday danbi way galen la leyahay why video loga dubaya? Why lo jir dilaya😰
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