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@GloriousGod01 My girl does all these
Gets mad when I'm not available to talk to her even 😅
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When a woman likes and connects with you, things like this are bare minimum.
If a woman likes you, she wouldn't mind going home with you on a first date.
A woman that likes you will send you not only pictures but videos.
A woman who loves you will cook for you and serve you like a king.
A woman who loves you will never bill you for unnecessary stuffs like hairs and shawarma.
A woman who loves you will respect you.
Stop stressing over women who don't give a d@mn about you.
Above all, love God.
Zabby ♡@Africanzabby
“send me ur pics” instant turn off
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New Epic Goalkeeper Details
Available next Thursday 🚨
He was a professional player between 1987 and 2007
Also He played for Roma, Hellas Verona, Juventus, Inter Milan, and Lazio.
He represented the Italian National Team from 1995 to 2006, earning 31 caps.
And he was Italy's starting goalkeeper in Euro 1996.
He was the backup goalkeeper to Gianluigi Buffon during the 2006 World Cup.
With Juventus Won 10 trophies, including the Champions League, Europa League (UEFA Cup), and Serie A.
With Lazio Won 2 trophies.
Individual Awards: He was named the Serie A Goalkeeper of the Year 3 times (1997, 1998, and 2007)
He retired in 2007 while playing for Lazio, the same year he won his final Serie A Goalkeeper of the Year award.
And Real Image Details
Angelo Peruzzi of Lazio organises his defence during the UEFA Champions League Group D match against Real Madrid played at the Stadio Olimpico, in Rome, Italy. The match ended in a 2-2 draw
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See aggression wey him give anchor man😭😭
Gameboy@tipterz
Oluwa. See these stats 😭 the perfect player and also an anchor man. Body just dey sweet me like say na nesta i pack😂 F2P in the fucking chat jor😂
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@Portfolio_Bull I change my brush monthly and I was thinking I'm doing it wrong sev
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When To Replace These Items 😎
Toothbrush~ 3 Months
Pillow~ 1-2 Years
Socks~ 6 Months
Running Shoes~ 1 Year
keyboard~ 5 Years
Charger Cable~ 2 Years
Mattress~ 2 Years
Razor Blades~ 7 Shaves…Show more
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@EPESFC @eFootbase Rating and stats is why most of you have beast squads but still get trashed by POTW squads
Such a nonsensical comparison
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🚨🏆: Let's all be real with each other
GATTUSO is better than VIEIRA ,
Agreed or not 👇👇.@eFootbase
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Karembeu is pretty much a worse version of Seedorf.
He is a decent box to box that can defend. His Low Screamers will carry his shooting ability.
Nothing too special about him really. Just got to add Double Touch, Marseille Turn, Sliding Tackle, Man Marking, and Through Passing for his skills or you can swap about Marseille turn for One Touch Pass.
Gattuso looks ridiculous and the Dash and Press Smart Assisted rats 🐀 will enjoy him I already know it.
He is quite literally the definition of a destroyer in this game. His 97 Physical Contact and crazy high speed will be a nuisance to anyone in this game.
He will work well in a Double Pivot system along with another taller player to make up for his lack of height.
He just needs Double Touch, Outside Curler, One Touch Pass, and Through Passing.
Ribery is ok….
His playstyle is only good if you are a cross spammer.
He’s two footed which is a plus and is kinda your average winger. He won’t be much of a threat unless you are up against a cross spammer and that Momentum Dribbling is kicking in all the time.
For the additional skills he would need Sole Control, One Touch Pass, Marseille Turn, and Fighting Spirit.
Gattuso is the pick of the pack 🥇
Ribery 2nd🥈
Karembeu 3rd🥉
I’d skip this pack and save your coins since most of these packs are mainly filler packs until the World Cup packs get here.
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Make Dem take your leg off for e football too nau🥲
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨🗣️ Gabriel Batistuta: "I told the doctor to just take off one of my legs, because the pain was unbelievable." "I could not even sleep because every time I move my ankle even slightly, it was so painful." "It doesn't matter if I have two legs or two prosthetics, I just didn't want the pain anymore."
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1. Once you start masturbating, it will take the grace of God for you to stop completely, because it is deeply spiritual. Study about incubus and succubus.
2. Once you get addicted, your sperm will always become watery.
3. Too much masturbation will turn you from a 30-minute man into a 2-minute man.
4. It affects your brain through entropy and you will start losing focus.
5. Masturbation destroys your productivity. You can be working, yet your mind keeps urging you to rush to the toilet and use the soap.
6. Masturbation will kill your natural urge for women. The nakedness of a woman will hardly move you anymore.
7. Masturbation drains you completely.
If you have never masturbated before, do not start.
If you are masturbating right now, begin making conscious efforts to stop and pray. Avoid isolated places too.
This is not theoretical advice.
Above all, love God.
STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤@Guccistarboi
Disadvantages of masturbation?
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Kemi, I put it to you that you were never a virgin.
You only told that poor boy you were a virgin because you didn't find him attractive enough, or you just wanted to use him because he loved and cared for you.
The moment he left, you were angry because your "intentional man" was gone, so you decided to sleep with someone who had always been in the picture.
When Moyo came back, you told him what happened just to see if he was as f00lish as you thought, and to see if he would still care for you like before.
Now you're pained that he beat you at your own game.
Small girl 🙈 big God 💪@TheOnlyKemi
I was a virgin until 24, started dating Moyo since 21, he didn't pressure me, told me to take my time, loved, cared and still spent on me... After my 24th birthday, we had a big fight and separated. I thought that was the end Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy and just 2 days after Moyo reached out to me. He wanted us back together. I felt horrible cos I was no longer a virgin, I told him instantly because I was scared and didn't want to lead him on. But he was sad, angry and he went quiet. That was the last time I heard from him I thought he loved me for who I am but sadly he was only after my body like every other man.
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@_Nsznn Nothing sweet me pass peter dury comment for second slide😭😂
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Every rule on this list describes how to attract the wrong woman. The right woman wants your texts, your availability, and your genuine compliments. Playing games filters in women who enjoy games. Did your parents build a lasting marriage through strategic unavailability or just by being genuinely interested in each other?
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STOP DOING THESE THINGS THAT KILL ATTRACTION
•Texting too much
•Always being available
•Complimenting her looks too early
•Being too agreeable
•Oversharing on first dates
•Apologizing for everything
•Trying too hard to impress
•Double texting when ignored
•Talking more than listening
•Being available 24/7
•Bad hygiene or grooming
•Not having your own life
Repost to help the boys level up!
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@Mosidat_wunmi @Dharmilolarr01 And you be nurse o
Your male and female patients, none is safe omo
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You need to date a bi-sexual girl at least once in your life. High sex drive, appreciate the female form, will fuck girls with you.
There’s really no downside.
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@boshobinna @Galatasaray Na why him use, our run has come to an end😂
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@IjewemenFortun2 Told someone same thing yesterday
There are people who serve and don't even touch their alawee at all and dome will almost be dead before 15th without it. Different realities
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This sounds good on paper, but it ignores reality.
₦77K is not “save ₦20K monthly” money for most corps members.
Before NYSC even starts, you’ve already spent:
• ₦10K–₦50K on registration stress
• ₦50k–₦300k on transport to & fro camp
• Money on camp supplies, food, and hygiene would eat up your savings.
That’s a deficit from day one.
During service year:
• Rent (if you’re not posted home)
• Transport to PPA
• Feeding (PPA doesn’t feed you)
Now tell me from ₦77K, where exactly is ₦20K savings coming from?
Saving during NYSC is not just “discipline”
It’s privilege + favorable posting + external support
Let’s stop oversimplifying real struggles.
Same allowance, yes.
But not the same reality.
Sir Nelson@Crypto_Diet
Real truth most NYSC members will learn too late: NYSC now pays ₦77,000 monthly. Yet thousands will finish service with ₦0 saved. Not because ₦77k is small… But because nobody taught them money structure. Save ₦20k monthly = ₦240k by POP. Same allowance. Two different futures. Ex-corpers, how much did you save during NYSC?
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Someone wants me to share N5M to 40 people. I will just look out for the most genuine 40.
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@IlodiubaE @Crypto_Diet Do you know how many people wasted money to redeploy and it didn't work, or the type of family others came from?
Some of us are serving and already with the role of fathers in the houses we came out from! Stop thinking life has a manual.. "if you do this, you'll get this" trash!
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@LaLaycon @Crypto_Diet Y’all talk like things just happen like that, I’m not one to sit and watch things go astray, I plan my every step. I was initially posted to Edo state, I redeployed to Lagos then was posted to a shop, I had to find a PPA the traditional way walking from street to street.
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Real truth most NYSC members will learn too late:
NYSC now pays ₦77,000 monthly.
Yet thousands will finish service with ₦0 saved.
Not because ₦77k is small…
But because nobody taught them money structure.
Save ₦20k monthly = ₦240k by POP.
Same allowance.
Two different futures.
Ex-corpers, how much did you save during NYSC?
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@IlodiubaE @Crypto_Diet The fact remains, you guide reach to redeploy and do other things. Don't project your privilege on other people gee.. not everyone is privileged!!!
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@Crypto_Diet When I was earning 33k last 2024-2025, I saved 400k+, nah wetin I use buy my Laptop, so why can’t people earning 77k save up to 500k at least?
Before you come for me, my salary at my PPA them was 40k, E still no reach the 77k when added together see and I served in Lagos.
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