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😍baby, Phillip Michael Thomas at 76 years old, looks like all his karmic debt has been paid in full! 🦩🩵🩷 ✨

It may not be "mama's lemon pound cake," but Taste of Belgium announced it will host "Lemon Poundcake Waffle Day" at its Rookwood and The Banks locations on March 25, offering free waffles in honor of Afroman's trial win. bit.ly/4d52R79

The story just got worse & worse omg we would be FIGHTING

After the breakup of the USSR, the Lithuanian basketball team couldn’t afford to participate in the 1992 Olympics, so the Grateful Dead funded the team’s expenses and sent a box of tie-dyed outfits in Lithuania’s national colors. They went on to win Bronze at the Olympics.

@DarnellTheGeek @LePapillonBlu2 I came here to ask this very question. 😂

@LePapillonBlu2 Are capybaras supposed to be roaming wild in Florida?

Meanwhile in Floriduh 🤣

Americans shouldn’t have to see data centers on their electricity bill wapo.st/3PsuBZs

Supreme Court says police officer is immune from misconduct claim by protester washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…

@metroadlib I have so many questions.

you can literally tell me anything happened in la plata and I will believe it.

@LenValyrian In the 2010’s? 😂

5th grader: yeah this is for the real old school ppl who had big box computers in the 2010s

@ChristofHart I switched to an EV in 2022, but the cost of energy is going to start eating into the benefits of that too.

@LadyBugAssassin Precisely 👍 I do think govts. have mishandled both our resources, and reserves (or lack of), and this will reset priorities. Im a mechanic, and I do feel we are very spoiled with our car culture here. I wouldnt be opposed to smaller engine mandates.

You can skip buying Starbucks when it gets to a price point you don’t want to or can’t pay. Now think about has gas is different especially if you live in an area without public transit options.

Report: Ashburn residents being offered $4M per acre to sell to data center developers insidenova.com/news/loudoun/r…

@TheBaddestMitch Her blood sugar was low.

Girl be fr

@creole_pisces22 I am mortified. 😂

I don’t think I’ll ever recover from seeing this and knowing this happened for real

@BuddyNoLove Let’s go!

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Been reporting for years (!) now on a housing scam that targeted foreign investors & distressed Baltimore neighborhoods; new evidence shows how company faked email addresses, forged signatures, falsified wire transactions and faked deeds thebanner.com/community/crim…

@ChristofHart These prices keep going up and it will be very clear what people absolutely have to consume and what they don’t.

@LadyBugAssassin Consumerism is the problem. It’s a disease that blurs the lines between needs & wants.

NEW: @CNN has published a list of the 13 U.S. airports where ICE has been deployed this morning: Atlanta (ATL) Chicago (ORD) Cleveland (CLE) Houston (HOU) Ft. Myers (RSW) New Orleans (MSY) New York (JFK) New York-LaGuardia (LGA) Newark (EWR) Philadelphia (PHL) Phoenix (PHX) Pittsburgh (PIT) San Juan, PR (SJU) cnn.com/us/live-news/l…

A woman brought her cat to a vet clinic for vaccination, but when she looked away — he had vanished “If I can’t see them, they can’t see me either.”