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Three weeks to the wedding, and the only thing we were planning was how to tell 300 guests it was over. It wasn't about the aso-ebi or the venue. It started with a persistent headache he’d been ignoring for months.

@_tomzyofficial Ohhhh, I understand how that feels Well, you have all the time to make more and better decisions

@Lady_EMF I can’t remember the exact year but I’d say many years ago. I’d have made a drastic decision that would have changed a lot of things for good in my life and my family’s.

If you could turn back the hands of time to one specific year or time, which one would it be and why?

@imarrdeyforyou @piusadesina @unknownkid12348 @Dammi_Esq Ah ah nau🤣🤣🤣🤣 He created everyone but how they choose to turn out is on them and their family

@Lady_EMF @piusadesina @unknownkid12348 @Dammi_Esq So you wan tell me say na God create Tinubu abi

Which boarding school in Nigeria would you honestly recommend for a child coming from the US who’s become really stubborn? 🤔 Do you think a stricter environment here can actually help reshape discipline?

@iamklausenburg A very rare gift

@Lady_EMF You're speaking to a man who rose from the dead. Having a second chance at life is a gift accorded to very few.

If you put penis inside a woman's anus, come out of the closet, son🫣

If by the end of 3 months I no make am for X, na to go back village go carry calabash. Eze Nwanyi straight! 😀

@ChiKanmz I'll support you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DrKalu_ He's coming

The reason I said you should not focus on monetization and payout while tweeting is so that you won't go into depression when your impressions are not impressing or your engagement not engaging. Your health is more important to me. Peter Obi is coming

@iamklausenburg Yes

If the Twitter algorithm brings this post to your timeline, please QUOTE it with anything!

The very first big account to follow me on this space

@iamklausenburg This is a nice concept Please, remember me boss

I am someone who will see a mutual's tweet has gone viral. I ignore the viral tweets and find two or three tweets of theirs that is still cooking for virality and repost those ones. Are there those who'd admit they've noticed such things from this handle? Or those who do it?

@imarrdeyforyou @piusadesina @unknownkid12348 @Dammi_Esq Satan dey create?

@piusadesina @unknownkid12348 @Dammi_Esq @Lady_EMF No be God create you sha, because after all that drilling and Red day you still chose to be stubborn na Satan create you...no doubt

@piusadesina @imarrdeyforyou @unknownkid12348 @Dammi_Esq Ha!! Your own case nobi here o

@imarrdeyforyou @unknownkid12348 @Dammi_Esq @Lady_EMF Discipline, yes but stubbornness go double. Have you met me? Lmao 🤣 I dey chop am for school dey chop am for house. Right now I dey disowned, I no tiff or kill oo, na sturborness make dem diswown me

@donnubzy I guess so😩😀 The lesson was learnt though

@Lady_EMF A price had to be paid 😂

I was the "goodChild" growing up, never really saw the cane until the Day of the Meat. Mum had a tray of meat for sale and asked me to carry it inside. The aroma was a setup, so I did a quick ninja heist and swallowed a piece in seconds.

@talk2veee This is good Welldone

This subscriber didn’t just subscribe and go to sleep. I was reposting,he was engaging fiercely like a wounded tiger. Unless you’re subscribing to just support a creator, ensure you’re also putting efforts,so that who you subscribed to will push you too. He’ll almost be monetized soon 🤭😊

@donnubzy And collected premium beating 😩

@Lady_EMF At least you enjoyed the meat.

@MrMekzy_ I was barely beaten while growing up...quite a good kid but on this day, we had cooked meat for sale and I was asked to carry it inside. Getting there and I was tempted, I stole one and ate it without knowing that my mum already saw me. Come midnight and the rest is history 😩

What offence gave you the hardest beating of your life as a kid?

I thought I’d escaped, not knowing she was standing right behind me watching in 4K Midnight reached and the house was silent until I felt a hand on my shoulder. It was her, fully dressed and holding a cane like a weapon of war. The rest is history 😩😩😩😩

@Onomz_D1 You see mothers and that midnight beating eh? You have nowhere to run to

The first time I was beaten as per last born is forever etched in my memory. I used my JSS-3 school fees that was given to me to pay when I get to school to branch game store and for straight 2 days, I played PS2 and was buying bread, mineral, meat pie, and even buying for other guys in the game store. My mom only found out when the school admin saw her in the market and told her to pay my fees else I won’t be allowed to write the Junior WAEC. My mom paid the fees unknowingly to me. It was late in the midnight when I was fast asleep my mom woke me up and the REST IS HISTORY. I was attended to by a nurse for days before I could resume classes.

@SirDavidBent I don't think it's necessary though We can do without it

What if X adds a feature that allows users to see who views their posts?