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@viacolvino Ah allora sei un po’ emiliana come me… adesso si spiega tutto! 🤍😊
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Mamma emiliana Babbo toscano, qui non si scherza per niente amici
Ultimora.net@ultimoranet
Referendum 2026, affluenza ore 23 per regione (ordine decrescente): • Emilia Romagna: 53,7% • Toscana: 52,49% • Lombardia: 51,83% • Veneto: 50,55% • Umbria: 50,11% • Marche: 49,41% • Piemonte: 48,94% • Friuli Venezia Giulia: 48,55% • Lazio: 48,23% • Liguria: 47,17% • Abruzzo: 46,56% • Valle d'Aosta: 44,25% • Trentino Alto Adige: 41,34% • Basilicata: 39,88% • Molise: 39,78% • Puglia: 39% • Sardegna: 39,09% • Campania: 37,78% • Calabria: 35,7% • Sicilia: 34,94%
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@LauraTassi33 Parlavo del tempo! Nel senso che magari domani farà caldo!😂😂😂
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Non sta succedendo nessuna cosa. Sto talmente immobile che tra un po' mi portano al museo delle cere.
#tennis #miamiopen #korda
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@eleonora_aloise Jan ha già fatto il gender reveal. Congratulations to you both! 💖🤣
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Adoro il pregevole tocco che esalta i più nobili valori del giuoco del tennis. Ma vorrei mettere su famiglia con quella bombardata di dritto.
#sinner #janniksinner #tennis #miamiopen
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Jannik Sinner Miami R2 Recap:
Strawberry Shortcake took 27 seconds of time off after her Indian Wells trophy last weekend, and was back on the cement today, ready to attempt the double dose of Vitamin D. ☀️
Papa Darren’s fortnight of solo Boss Baby parenting ended, with Vagno now back alongside him in his matching p̶r̶i̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶i̶f̶o̶r̶m̶ team outfit. Ale-Alejandro hasn’t yet earned his 49 minutes of annual vacation leave, so he also returned for another week of squats training in the box.
The ginger had finally managed to find his copy of “How to Successfully Return a Tennis Serve”, which had somehow fallen behind the bookshelf after Turin. He opened his first return game with a shockingly successful overhead smash. Then, whilst fox fans were still unpeeling their hands away from reflexively covering their eyes, he smoked a cross court forehand winner and broke the same game.
After cruising through two games in just six minutes and dropping only two points, the carrot then remembered he was trying to quiet the growing rumours that he is secretly actually a robot competing on the humans-only tour. So, Wall-E quickly tweaked his AI settings back to the “normal tennis player” function, and threw in a double fault to start the next game.
To try and throw the lingering cynics off the scent, he even attempted to imitate some more typical human behaviours, and tried smiling at excited fans appearing on the stadium big screens… although his mechanical genetics could only sustain 0.005 seconds of visible human emotion.
After her extremely successful run to close out last season, Little Miss Variety boldly asked for a pay raise this year. Unfortunately these negotiations have stalled, and so she is only offering limited services in the interim. Today, she giggled and offered up a flurry of swoonworthy volleys, but firmly closed the chat when multiple greedy requests for net-clearing drop shots snuck in. 🙅🏻♀️
Dzumhur chose to reuse the same tennis ball every time he won a point. Fox Boy was quite confused by this odd behaviour, and had to quickly Google “superstition” at the changeover, as he was unfamiliar with the term. After clarifying this foreign concept, he smiled and nodded bemusedly, and then tucked his hair behind his ears, skipped his right foot first over the white line, before collecting his two balls from one kid, and third ball from the second child, to serve…
Wall-E eventually got tired of concealing his true identity, and broke i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶“̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶M̶e̶”̶ serve twice in the second set to close out the match. Luckily, his efforts to tamp down his most mechanical characteristics had still been successful, as he generated an appropriately human performance rating of just 8.7 for the match. Hopefully, this might quell the players’ growing suspicions of their “unusual” colleague for at least one more day…
There was also an enthusiastic gentleman in the crowd today who was evidently a big fan of Jannik’s b̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶d̶d̶s̶ tennis. He quietly offered his support to the carrot, but was terribly unlucky with his timing, as his “FORZAAAA JANNIK!”s always seemed to coincide with a Dzumhur second serve. 🤔 Nevertheless, he gave Fox Boy the perfect opportunity to bolster his blatant 2026 Sportsmanship Award lobbying, when the ginger could profusely apologize for the disturbance at the post-match handshake.
Finally, Ben Shelton decided that, like the fans, he didn’t much fancy another cement date with Fox Boy this week, and vacated Miami early. So, luckily, next up we get to face a vocal, polarizing, left-handed player……
FORZA. 🦊🧡
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Recap #SinnerDzumhur
La partita è emozionante come aspettare l’acqua che bolle. Per dimostrare di non essere un robot, Jannik commette 18 errori non forzati, seleziona i semafori nelle fotografie e riconosce il codice alfanumerico. Poi però gioca volée a destra e a manca e il captcha non si fida: per favore, torna sulla riga di fondo e completa il riconoscimento a due fattori.
Dzumhur ce la mette tutta e Sinner gli concede l’onore delle armi. Ai microfoni dice che il primo turno è sempre complicato e non sottovaluta mai l’avversario. È la mentalità giusta anche quando le differenze sono incolmabili, come una sfida sulla carbonara tra la Sora Lella e il resto del mondo.
Damir può essere comunque orgoglioso. Anni fa ha vissuto un grave problema di salute. Poi è tornato, con pazienza ha calcato i peggiori challenger di Caracas e ieri si è goduto il centrale di Miami non risparmiandosi. Per stavolta - solo per stavolta - non fa niente se nella carbonara ci ha messo la cipolla.
#sinner #janniksinner #tennis #miamiopen

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ultima cosa che dirò sulla questione oggi: leggete questo thread se avete un po' di tempo (e un po' di voglia)
D. von Palmgart@dvonpalm
He sat at a press conference in Miami and, with the serene confidence of youth, tried to explain complexity by simplifying it. #Fonseca #Sinner #Alcaraz #ATP #Tennis #MiamiOpen
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@eleonora_aloise Adottato anche Samurai Rei… un’altra bocca da sfamare… dai pure…🤣
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