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Happy New Year, everyone! Just wanted to say a quick thank you for all the Fox Boy recap love and support this last year 🙏😌. It will never not amaze me that more than one or two kind souls are still reading them, and even more so that people actually wait for them to appear. 🫣🤯 Some (obviously deranged) people have asked if they can easily read the full recap back catalogue, so I’ve added them all onto my highlights tab (and I’m pretending my OCD is unbothered by the fact Twitter put two of the Wimby recaps out of order in the otherwise chronological lineup 😮‍💨😬). Anyway, thank you again, and bring on 2026! 🥳 According to the Chinese Zodiac, it’s the Year of t̶h̶e̶ ̶H̶o̶r̶s̶e̶ Little Miss Variety…

… Thanks queen 😘

Dear Iga, We know you were born on a bed of clay, and received your immortal dirt status many years ago, but please, our sweet child is only 17, and stepping onto the mud for the first time. We’re just asking for ONE service hold 🙏 Sincerely, Australia #rolandgarros

More and more certain he has “If you ain’t first, you’re last” tattooed somewhere…

Honestly, seeing actual human arms sticking out again at #RolandGarros is throwing me off wayyyy more than it should be, for someone whose tennis viewing career has been 90% human judges, 10% electronic call system…. 😅🫱 🎾

@BigVolleyEnergy So cool Leila - looks amazing! 🇫🇷🩷

Draw Roland Garros with me!

@Agnes_Dominique @charizardstans Haha yes! Have already been drafting up the new nickname for this kit… 😉🩵

@eeajjo @charizardstans Let’s talk about Jannik’s blue kit for RG. Arent you relieved his condiment kits are caput!

What Tennis Twitter looks like pre-tournament, when there’s no actual tennis to talk about…

@eeajjo I feel seen😄😄😄

@BTS_Seokjin84 And people being rage-baited by rage bait posts, and then people also being rage-baited by non-rage bait posts… 😂✋

🤣🤣🤣 5000 think pieces based on nothing burgers

@eeajjo E dopo?

@Lifeskillsedge The guy on the right is Tim Campbell - he’s an Aussie actor/singer ☺️

Good morning everyone! ☕️ Does anyone know the names + professions of this beautiful woman and handsome guy? I would appreciate any help. Thank you. 🙏

@danzaspada 😂😂🫶

@eeajjo pagherei per avere solo te nel mio feed 😭 tre giorni fa ho aperto il profilo di un sinner hater francese per capire se la sua era ossessione o solo un'opinione e da quel momento ho solo post di hater francesi MA SCUSAMI @ twitter non vedi di che parla il mio profilo???

odio l'algoritmo di twitter, basta che apro UNA VOLTA il tweet di una persona o il suo account che subito mi si riempie la tl di quel profilo o di post simili per settimane BASTA MI INTERESSAVA UN SOLO TWEET FINISCILAAAAA

@eeajjo What is the point of having the establishment on your side if you can’t get the trophy from round 1?

It’s a Grand Slam draw day, which means it’s also time for a quick reminder that your favourite professional tennis player having to beat 7 other professional tennis players in order to win a professional tennis trophy, is NOT a conspiracy… ✌️😅🎾

@AntoMatrisc “Hey guys, what about if, instead of not playing tennis, we still play tennis BUT then we just walk past all the microphones and go straight to the golf course after our matches? I swear, that will be the best way to make the tournaments listen to our demands…”

@eeajjo "I just want to play and then go out of here!cia cia"

La protesta soft al Roland Garros l'ha suggerita questi termini Jannik Sinner. Non ho certezze, ma neanche tutti 'sti dubbi.

@Xian14 So proud! And thank you! 😌🙏

@eeajjo So proud of our Fox Boy. What a triumph. And fab recap as always! 💕

Jannik Sinner Rome GF Recap: Yeah, sex is good, but have you ever watched Darth Sinner become the Master of the Masters, and celebrate by tearing all the pages out of the tennis records book? For the twelfth consecutive day, tournament organisers had to be asked to stop cutting onions at the exact moment that the players and their angel baby mascots walked onto the court. 🥹 There were a number of records up for grabs this match, and Fox Boy thought he might even invent a few new ones of his own. He spent his first two service games striving to become the only player to win a M1000 title without landing a single first serve. ✌️ However, the immediate break suggested he might need to put that particular record on ice… Casper the Friendly Norwegian suffered a brutal thrashing in the 2025 Rome QF, which inspired him to set up the “Surviving Jannik Sinner” support group for victims who had suffered similar ginger carbohydrates trauma on tour. In the final, he bravely faced his tormentor again and went up 2-0, because it is important not to show fear to bullies. Unfortunately, his bully is a different breed of chilling malevolence, so he just smiled and nodded, and broke Casper straight back. Little Miss Variety saw the Italian President sitting courtside, and simply giggled nervously for eight games. Then, she remembered Servebotnnik was taking Rome off, and so finally tossed her hair, batted her eyelashes, and sashayed onto court to save the day. With a wink at the VIP box, she dished up three drop shot winners to break serve, and then closed the set out 6-4. Pre-match, the Louvre had agreed to loan out their popular artwork, “Sinnerball Backhand Down The Line”. Spectators in Campo Centrale finally got an up close and personal look at this masterpiece, on the first break point of the second set. Early reviews reported it was “some of the artist’s best work” and “the perfect blend of dirt and snow merging on the canvas”. After a tight second set with just one break, the ginger sat down at the 5-4 changeover, to prepare to serve for the championship. It was a high-pressure moment with the weight of a nation’s hopes and dreams on his shoulders, so he took a deep breath, exhaled……. and then bopped and sang along with the stadium DJ’s mix. 😂 🎵 Meanwhile, Mama Siglinde wanted to set her own record for the day, and so decided she would be the first person to see their youngest son make tennis history, through three solid layers of skin. 🫣 Four points later, and a bonus two second delay when the entire Italian viewership thought the final ball had actually landed out, Fox Boy raised his arms in triumph. Trophy won? ✅ All 9 Masters conquered? ✅ Italian hopes and dreams fulfilled? ✅ An entire match played without a single mangled Djokosmash? … ❌ In his speech, Casper continued to strengthen the argument for tournaments awarding two trophies if both final players score higher than a 9.5 on the “Nicest Person Ever” scale. After a standing ovation from the crowd, he congratulated Fox Boy, politely roasted the Italian football team, then sweetly thanked his fiancée and his newborn baby daughter for being his good luck charm - and, sorry, Casper, just give me a moment to profoundly regret not snapping you up first… 🫠 Now, it’s difficult to write this r̶o̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶ recap, without genuine admiration for the endless list of achievements gushing from the ginger’s racquet strings. To complete an entire level of tennis at just 24 is phenomenal, but to do it a full primary schooler’s lifespan sooner than the only other person, is generational. So, congrats, Jannik - you really are rewriting the terms and conditions of greatness in the tennis manual every week. 💪 Finally, on a totally unrelated note, before you fly to your next destination of potential tennis glory, just doublechecking that Brother Mark has DEFINITELY had his fortnight of Parisian holiday leave approved? .… Why? Oh, no reason….. ☘️💁🏻‍♀️ FORZA. 🦊🧡

@CreativeDiplo Thank you (as usual)! 😉🙏

@eeajjo 👏👏👏🦊👏👏👏. Great Post (as usual).

@AnneWinnall Thank you! My desire for him to skip the heat says yes, my own internal sleep clock says please no! 😂

@eeajjo Genius recap as always! RG night sessions you reckon??