green sensitive young man

How long has Sinbad existed?

I didn't get the Rainman autism. I got the "I don't like when I can feel the stitching under the toes of my socks" autism.

@LazyPipe Shut the fuck up, retard

Last night, before I fell asleep, I realized that I had said something that had happened 17 years ago, had happened "decades ago," but then that that was true because: Year 0 o 10 = Decade; Year 1 to 11 = Decade; Year 2 to 12 = Decade, and so on So many decades!

@inkblotistan This pig got tattoos like Chakotay

@chcicjfbdn I'm going to try that this afternoon. It's already too hot to stand on my porch for any length of time. Took the handles off first. Hopefully it'll fit with just those off; I don't wanna fuck with the wires inside the hinge that feeds the panel on the freezer door.

@LazyPipe You try taking the doors off?

I won't fit through my front door.

@RT_com And Trump can't stop him at all. If he cuts-off weapons and funding, they'll just JFK him, and he knows it. Rock and a hard place for Donnie.

Trump SNAPS at Netanyahu AGAIN after he BOMBS Beirut — Axios/Fox ‘Why did Bibi have to do a FU*KING attack?’ ‘Bibi has no FU*KING judgment’ ‘I was so pissed off. I let him know’

@QuetzalPhoenix If I understand this comic... she'll slowly go from being fat to thin overnight. Of course, if that happens while she's got a gut full of more food than she typically would/could eat, then overnight her belly will begin to protrude. What is called a "food baby."

No Lois, you dont understand, I HAD to make you big and plump and voluptuous because...er...

@BENZOTOOIE That Super Bowl halftime show, on a national scale.

Regardless of what you think about how Trump’s doing America’s 250th, we should all thank God we dodged whatever nationwide humiliation ritual Dems had cooked up.

@phonedropper Dangit, now I gotta rewatch it.

@LazyPipe I’m with you but hypercube is hitting better than I remember

Cube 2 HyperCube

Do McMansions exist anywhere else?

Semi QUIN Centennial

@DidJoeBidenDie Nobody dies anymore.

Biden did not die today, but Trump is now in his 80’s. Who do y’all think is going first 🤔

@ThaBeefDev @ReviewsPossum An army in which he served with distinction?

@LazyPipe @ReviewsPossum It's Frieza army uniform.

Why does Vegeta even wear armor? What could it possibly be protecting him from that would harm him but not it?

@GreenTextRepost I like this one. When you explain Lost to the people who have been making the same thread for 15 years, they say "OH, SO THEY WERE JUST MAKING IT UP!" Like, yeah, Lost was NOT a documentary. Why did you think it was?

@nostalgiaa Say "solarium" right now!

When Wendy's used to have a sunroom

I didn't watch the RLM Re:View of Wet Hot American Summer, because I've never seen the movie. My wife has shown me this scene a dozen times, though. Her favorite. Did the @redlettermedia boys mention that you can see Janeane Garofalo's mark, plain as day?

@tenthousund Not even! Thibknofnhoe thin my fingers must be, if I typed the space between R, or Y and T. But yeah, I am fat.

@LazyPipe tubby