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@shitpost_2077 he's green because he's your ally

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@shitpost_2077 Don't forget the $6.99 water and 8.99 Pepsi

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@newokat @ongezellie Don't forget uploading it as some sort of life hack

@ongezellie if there's one thing you should ALWAYS do while committing a crime, it's record every single step of the process in first person perspective

this would be a cool hack if it wasnt in a target where they let you steal until you hit a felony amount and then they rape you

@furious31630 The question is what time you can start trusting those feelings is

A Sonic meme genuinely saving some people’s lives is the most on brand thing ever

Same vibes

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@nikitabier Starting in California and raising 4 on her own is like playing life on hard mode. Kudos to her and sorry for your loss

My mom passed away last night with 10 family members by her side. She was the first in our family to escape the Soviet Union. She arrived in California with nothing, hustled as a single mom of 4, and achieved the American dream in every respect. She was crafty, resourceful, and could make humor out of any situation. Here’s a photo of us when money was tight: I asked to be Aladdin for Halloween, so she dressed me up as a Russian gypsy and thought I wouldn’t notice. April 20, 1950 - June 21, 2026

@SoyAlexWhite @Wario64 Yeah I didn't even consider this and you're right. Actually a lose-lose situation here. Probably would've been better off delayed until the prices went down

@GreenTextRepost @Wario64 its hard to take that risk with PC market. You risk people buying your Steam Machine to use it as a work machine and not for gaming... it would be a huge loss

Steam Machine 512GB is $1,049.00 buff.ly/L2QgLVy 2TB with Controller $1,428 buff.ly/TW3rHgW

@meme_supreme @Wario64 This is a good point

@GreenTextRepost @Wario64 Selling it at a loss would just result in like techfirms buying it as computers and never using it for gaming.

@Iphoniez @gundam_omega @Wario64 yeah true

@GreenTextRepost @gundam_omega @Wario64 It’s still a lot better than the steam machine lol what