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@rorynotsorry He’s barely 40. Until you’ve developed starvation level obesity, you just don’t get it.

Don’t tell GLP1 Karen’s that it is way easier to eat less food on Ozempic or Tirzepatide or Retatrutide as it is without it. They’ll get mad.

@BishopBarron @GriffJenkins Your Excellency, it was digusting to watch you applaud a Pentacostlist snake charmer when she compared Trump’s grand jury indictments to the Passion of Our Lord. I hope you enjoy your transfer to the titular see of the Falkland Islands.

@GriffJenkins God bless you, Griff.

Nine years ago, I converted to Catholicism and @BishopBarron's Word on Fire "Catholicism" video series was a central part of my journey for which I am forever grateful as it introduced me to what Catholicism is all about - love, hope and joy. As we celebrate Easter this weekend - especially if you are curious or searching, I would encourage you to take a look!

@ScarssOnMyMind @edwardcurrent @Space_b0y_ Cc @horsegirl3005

@ScarssOnMyMind @edwardcurrent @Space_b0y_ Oh you’re Oirish, opinion actively discounted. Still grateful my ancestors got out before the gene pool went completely idiotic.

Went to the ymca in downtown and was like oh interesting. I wonder why this building is labeled the young mens christian association. And then i was like oh

@edwardcurrent @ScarssOnMyMind @Space_b0y_ So if your mom gets raped and your brothers get kidnapped by Indian marauders you’re cool with it?

@LeagueTruth @ScarssOnMyMind @Space_b0y_ The United States frankly. Just the ones whose chief exports are crimes against humanity.

@ScarssOnMyMind @edwardcurrent @Space_b0y_ That’s going to be awkward for the original poster, who comes from a part of the US that was cleared of Indians in the 19th century.

@LeagueTruth @edwardcurrent @Space_b0y_ united states should be given back to the natives

@edwardcurrent @ScarssOnMyMind @Space_b0y_ PS I know you’re not Palestinian because not actual Palestinian in Palestine advocates racial equality or gay rights.

@edwardcurrent @ScarssOnMyMind @Space_b0y_ What other countries do you propose dissolving?

@KozinskiThad @MrCasey62 @holysmoke What cracks me up is how much the guitar mass was designed for boomers. My parents loved it and as a kid I thought it was insanely cringe and begged for us to go to a parisg where they had an organ.

@LeagueTruth @MrCasey62 @holysmoke Agreed

Dr. Scott Hahn: “I am drawn to the Traditional Latin Mass because of the transcendence, the presence of heaven on earth, and the majesty of God…to have the whole community and the priest facing, not just the altar, but heaven…it puts me in my place.”

@edwardcurrent @ScarssOnMyMind @Space_b0y_ Would still make it the least antisemitic Palestinian account tho

@ScarssOnMyMind @Space_b0y_ Can't think of anyone sadder than the guy who sits there repeatedly searching for a word like "Hølocaust" so he can mark his ideological territory on it. Huge fucking losers, 100% of them.

@KennyDeanT @Wheretohmm @WolfieSBD Oh the app did analytics, so yes I do know!

@Wheretohmm @LeagueTruth @WolfieSBD DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GAME NIGHT TRAUMA I CARRY 😭

This shoulda done numbers.

@KozinskiThad @MrCasey62 @holysmoke Every word of this. However, the 1970s-era extremes of the NO should have been curbed earlier and harder. Ad orientem (much more inclusive with wireless microphones), judicious use of Latin, chanting, etc.

The TLM needed reform. The revised liturgy is also ad orientem in the rubrics. Stop pretending that the TLM is some discarded treasure. The revised liturgy is simple and noble and beautiful when celebrated properly, and it is the Mass. The TLM discourages active participation and makes the laity seem like second class citizens. TLM only parishes are cultish, gloomy, guilt ridden, scrupulous, Calvinist, misogynistic, inner circle, cultish, 4 plus children or be ashamed, reactionary, fear-based, coercive, schismatic, uncharitable, snobby, joyless, judgy, dour, and sad. Priests are cold, impersonal, neurotic, and arrogant, superior to you and needing to be treated that way, with confessions that are shaming and abusive, and homilies that are scrupulous and guilt-inducing, replete with scapegoating of “those Catholics” and cheerleading for the in-crowd.

@BishopBarron And then you clapped for a Pentecostalist equating Our Savior’s suffering to the President’s felony indictments.

Friends, yesterday, I had the opportunity to offer a prayer at an Easter lunch hosted by the White House. What follows is the text of that invocaton: Heavenly Father, almighty and eternal God, provident Lord of history, we come before you today in an attitude of humble gratitude. We are thankful, Lord, for this opportunity to be together in fellowship, for the faith that unites us, and for the blessings of liberty that we enjoy as Americans. But we are grateful, above all, on this holiest week of the year, for the gift of your Son Jesus Christ, who is God from God, light from light, true God from true God; who is the Yes to all the promises made to Israel; who is the Lamb standing as though slain; who is the Alpha and the Omega; who is the Lion of Judah; who is the desire of the everlasting hills; and who is the Word made flesh. Father, you so loved the world that you sent your only Son that all who believe in him might not perish but might have eternal life. On Good Friday, you sent him indeed to the very limits of godforsakenness that he might gather back to you even those who had wandered furthest away. On the cross, he took upon himself the sins of the world—injustice, cruelty, hatred, violence, betrayal, and denial—that he might swallow them up in the ever-greater divine mercy. On Easter Sunday, Father, you raised him from death, showing your victory over all of the powers of darkness. Having met the risen Jesus, St. Paul could therefore say, “I am certain that neither death nor life, neither angels nor principalities, neither height nor depth, nor any other creature could separate us from the love of God.” We bless you, Father, for you have given us the privilege of declaring the kingship of Christ to the world and calling all people to be subject to him. And so, Lord, conform us to Christ your Son. Clothe us, we pray, with his compassion, his meekness, his love for the poor. Father, we ask you to bless our country. Make us prosperous and safe, but above all, make us morally upright and order our freedom toward your truth. Bless our troops, especially those who are most directly in harm’s way. Protect them and make them righteous warriors. And finally, Father, bless our President. Give him the grace, the courage, the wisdom, and the prudence he needs to perform his duties according to your will. We say, with gratitude, that we are a nation under God. We acknowledge that in you we live and move and have our being. We know that our freedom and rights come from you. Continue, Lord, to shed your grace on us and to hold us in the palm of your hand. We pray through Christ our Lord. Amen.

@cecsquared @KatiePMcGrady Happened at my childhood parish multiple times, most famously for the Feast of St Lucia

@KatiePMcGrady We had a woman’s hair catch on fire one year, that was wild

I have so many memories of Easter Vigil “calamities” over the years. There’s the time an altar server was making shadow puppets with his candle & didn’t realize it was visible on the wall behind him, so the whole church watched a bunny turn into the Eiffel Tower. Or the year a kid being baptized puked like 5 feet away from the baptismal font because he’d snuck candy before Mass & given himself a tummy ache. Can’t forget the year a grandma lit her song sheet on fire, or the year the processional Cross broke during the entrance & Father muttered on a hot mic “welp, guess he really is risen” as the Corpus fell to the ground. Or my personal favorite, the year the trumpet player began his opening trill for the Alleluia & totally hit a wrong note & the squeal made the choir director screech & the entire choir got the giggles, leading to absurd laughter throughout the church. It’s the best night of the year, and anything could happen.

@Wheretohmm @KennyDeanT @WolfieSBD He realized it was me wearing sunglasses. We had a good laugh.

@LeagueTruth @KennyDeanT @WolfieSBD

@ActualCorn I am begging you to go into any “working class” bar and tell the patrons that America deserved 9/11.

Liberals are more opposed to working class Leftists than they are the Republicans

@Wheretohmm @KennyDeanT @WolfieSBD I almost tricked boss into using it too!

@KennyDeanT @LeagueTruth @WolfieSBD I tried to tell you that $9.99 an hr phone therapy app was shady.

@MarcusBibulus @DecodingFoxNews Cue the MAGAts saying bUt kInG dAvId wAs gOd’S fLaWed iNsTrUmEnT

@DecodingFoxNews He knows so little about christianity IN GENERAL, not just catholicism.

He was definitely not raised Catholic. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Wheretohmm @KennyDeanT @WolfieSBD Ok that’s true. He’s always wanted to listen to Kenny’s therapy tapes (recorded by this therapist, who gave them to me after every session). The game night recaps are HILARIOUS.

@LeagueTruth @KennyDeanT @WolfieSBD What did you REALLY give up, Elon got money