
LevelOneRaccoon
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LevelOneRaccoon
@LevelOneRaccoon
My jokes are funny and I'm mad no one gets them


95% of Americans believe people who murder people should go to jail. This is not a controversial idea.



Am I crazy for saying “evolving social mores about the use of marijuana change and expand the bounds of a constitutional right” is textbook living constitutionalism? (Based)





"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?" Michelle Obama: "Me"



SCOOP: California is pressuring public utilities to award $633 million in special contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. To qualify, residents must go through the state's official gay-certification program—and face up to a year in jail if they're not gay enough. city-journal.org/article/califo…




🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too. Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️




UFC Boss Dana White Condemns Fighter Josh Hokit for Saying 'Michelle Obama Is a Man': 'I Hate That Kind of Nonsense' variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…























