Lisa Viola

It’s my birthday today and my one wish is that the world and all its leaders get their fkn shit together.

Today, I have good news to report from the Middle East. I have spoken to the Prime Ministers of Lebanon and Israel. And I am pleased to announce: They have accepted the United States’ proposal to end the devastating conflict between Israel and Hezbollah.

Two sides so ardently convinced of their own righteousness that they’re willing to harm each other’s children to prevail. If that’s not the devil at work then… #Israel #Hezbollah‌

Sheesh it's been a while.. like if you still use this weird ass platform. Need to know who I'm talking to xo

@hm your garment tags are serious business. I propose scissors as an upsell at your check out counters.

I wasn’t a cat person until now. My feline friend took not 1 but 2 mice out the house today. The real MVP 👏🏽

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@Tempf8 Sounds nourishing 😂

@Lisa_Viola A can of pringles on special at Woolworths for $2.50 atm 😂

Chicken wings/Chicken nibbles (oven for 20mins. Hot sauce. DONE.) What’s your ‘can’t be f$&ked cooking’ go to meal… ?

Finally there’s an emoji for African politicians 🫰🏽

These drone shots need finessing

Downloading adobe premier pro … @danielsaboune should I be scared?

Can I just say @AppleSupport thank you for refunding me on every shitty app I free trialed but forgot to cancel subscription 👏🏽

Pls tell me it’s just some terrible pr stunt. It’s too soon 🙏🏽

Is it true about @costatitchworld ?? 🥺

Balls of steel

@StrangeFrighten @shegxa @universal6025

@Naija_PR @shegxa This kiss was 🤢

KISS OR DARE 😈!!! Who did their task the best 🤪 twitter.com/Naija_PR/statu…

At first I was impressed… marketing will market. tipa-corp.com/blog/what-is-p…

BS.