Lucius “The Oracle” Kennedy

Be ready gentlemen. #insidertrading

Sorry Liberals, Payday is the BEST candybar on the market. #WakeUpAmerica #LANK

@makonattack @scottsdaleazgov Gotta take it easy for good friday and easter we’ll be back at wasted grain next weekend big truzz

@LuciusTheOracle @scottsdaleazgov Nigga wtf you doing on space and not in OT are you really an ASU gent of what

Fucking #nuke CasaAmigos old town Scottsdale I'm putting it on the map it's too ghetto give me some people with a credit score over 400 and firm tits Bringing this to the top of the food chain here. City of Scottsdale fix this and make me feel safe @scottsdaleazgov

Drove all the way to the grocery store just for a pint of ice cream and some frozen tater tots. Just because I can’t eat meat today doesn’t mean I can’t chudmax! #CatholicThoughts #ReallyBigThings

Just because the wrapper is a bit wrinkled — don’t mean the candy ain’t sweet! #GOAT #LeBronLongevity #DamnSon #WOULD

Look out, @atptour Lucius is coming for the US Open

screw 80/20 im a fat chud im about to pig out on some Dave’s and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me

Just your archetype @TheBigVacuum97 !

Smoked back then inhaled chilis 3 for me. Heading home. W evening? #Productivity

@RamsesTar @netanyahu Witnessed a thriller today, Bill! Phillies win, America wins!

And 80° thank you so much @netanyahu

I Love Money Nigga!

Everyone keeps sleeping on slightly overweight women like this… #would #LANK

Our grandfathers had Babe Ruth Our dads had Michael Jordan. We had Ninja. #GreatnessDocumented

@ChozenGamblr67 Tempe marketplace is the spawnpoint Mr Mayor

I genuinely just mouthed “damn she’s bad” to myself as I walked by a girl in target I swear this is the baddie spawn point.

@thatbadboyray Good shit

Duke is the worst school on the planet hahah fuck you pussies

@ChozenGamblr67 Congrats demon! We’re waiting for you in oldtown…

No one here knows I’m the mayor #finally21