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Theyre calling me the Lewis and Clark of clitoral stimulation
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Floyd "Full Mast" Makiavelli
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Floyd "Full Mast" Makiavelli
@makonattack
Mentor to Mentors. Coors Banquet Connoisseur. Raw Dogging Enthusiast. Honey Pack Truther. ASU '89. Peppermint Velo Loyalist. Wholesome. Part Time Philosopher.
Scottsdale, AZ Katılım Ocak 2026
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@makonattack They’re hot if it’s a hookup they’re ugly if it’s my wife
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I am in a state of constant oscillation between either thinking those doodle tattoos are ugly as shit or that they're incredibly hot
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@TheBigVacuum97 Playin chess while they play checkers man
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Long distance future wife play I've had on the back burner for a while texted me out the blue at 3:30 last night bro I was doing fuckin backflips
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If my wife acted the way the girl i was referring to in this last night I'd be airing out the entire city
Floyd "Full Mast" Makiavelli@makonattack
I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends
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@jaylombardi87 Fuck you you're not invited to laser tag nigga
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If you are above the age of 21 and you are having a birthday party of any kind aside from going out for dinner you need to grow up
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@Oceanspreigh Stereotypes exist for a reason man. Posted that before he stole it if you can believe it.
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Fuck I ordered Popeyes no way I'm getting my fuckin shit
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@makonattack Another burner faggot Larping racism #killyourself
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Real fuckin Gs do snow off their Costco cards
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I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends I WILL be flirting with girls with boyfriends
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#BackToBasicsJuly final test is tonight... will Floyd succeeed? Odds are not in his favour...
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@jaylombardi87 This WILL be used to promote OnlyFans accounts
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MY alma mater baby 😎😎😎
Barstool Big 12@BarstoolBig12
Arizona State will now offer ‘social media influencing’ as a major. Thoughts?? 🤔
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One time I got blacked out and bought tickets and flew to NYC on a Monday with no shoes, wallet, or money; and my bitch ex-wife tried to make it about her.
Then she hacked my Snapchat on my flight home and found all my hoes
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Actual picture of my belongings for my flight home. Used my last dollar to buy a shot glass. Went during wintertime
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