Floyd "Full Mast" Makiavelli

Floyd Makiavelli is first and foremost a Midwest Woman appreciator do not get it twisted

@dcathetert00 Hate to hear it man. Time to hit up her friends and get a revenge match

@makonattack She head kicked me. Out cold.

It is so fucking over.

Random girl I was never friends with from way back in high school added me on Snapchat last week and since then I haven't said anything but I've got notifications that she was typing on four separate occasions #WhatDatMean

@g01den_Grl You're one of the good ones big V

@makonattack Thankfully I’m a July 2025 foid burner

I have a burning hatred in my loins for these May 26 foid burners

@OlukaiBandit Too much news coverage on hantavirus not enough coverage of the beevocalypse

@makonattack Worse epidemics may26 or hantaviruse?

@MissGoBananas Legitimately the only reason I tweet

my own tweets make me laugh dude

@MedicatedSleaze Just saw a couple of these, glad someone said it Sleaze

Why are we doing Instagram ratio doxxes? Is this still high school? #shrink

@townsharesarah Marks of a whore

I have crazy ball knowledge and i don’t give a FUCK about basketball #ToTheBase #WhoTheFuckIsScottiePippen

Fuck peptides the only thing I'm pinning is bull tranquilizer

@ThrobbyBoucher Real

I need a girl i can call mommy

Just realized that part of my daily supplement regime very closely mimics the listed ingredients in a honey pack, and life is making a lot more sense

@AlixBBCEarle Was about to say yes until I saw username

Who wants to climb this tree??? #lank #6’4 #expand

Kicked out the army the way I'm dishonorably making her discharge

Get in nigga we're going to go larp and aura farm!

@EdwardUlys30328 Dude was so close to gold here then utterly botched it right at the end

Ins and outs of 2026 summer by Jeff In - bottled beer - whiskey - older country music - 31 piece camping set ( a chair and a 30 rack) - casual cig - fishing - money line Out - 5 inch inseams - big John - vapes - being in shape - parlays

The early bird rapes the worm!

Floyd head game so locked she needed a cigarette before I actually got in there #AuraFarming #Batting1000 #FloydIsUntouchable

I wasn't born into this world, I was dishonorably discharged at birth

@TigersWoodjwg Saving you from yourself she wants you back bro

Venmoed my ex $1000 and said “I miss you” and she refunded it #Whatdatmean