Madame by the inch

@CDawgVA @AbroadInJapan oh its a fist! I thought from the drone shot it was a giant cock.

Cyclethon 5 starts now!!!

@StevenCheung47 are those the names of the two 11 year old girls he rapes daily?

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

One for purists and cognoscenti among us. Fry's Turkish Delight. Perfumed goodness.

@HebrideanPirate @TheRealJamieKay my god I loved the tutti fruiti one.

@TheRealJamieKay Yeah that rings a bell

Does anyone remember this?

@Iran_in_UK I am still proud that visiting london in 2002, I drunkenly urinated on that bridge. made me proud to be British.

Imagine if someone blew up Tower Bridge. What would your reaction be? Right now, the US and Israeli regimes have done the exact same TERRORIST act in Iran and they're proud of it! Please wake up and open your eyes to the truth. Israel is the biggest enemy and the most imminent threat to the world.

@acechhh no, he'll fall though a high story window.

I think Elon’s overdose death will be the funniest day on here

If the U.S. destroys Iran's powergrid, Iran destroys OpenAI, Microsoft and Nvidia's data centers, which implodes the entire private credit market overnight because all their loans get revalued to $0. Maybe that's exactly what causes this flash crash.

If you're not following all the Iranian embassy accounts from around the world, you're missing out on top tier trolling of the US and it's war criminal leaders.

@BeingJWood too late. its already here.

If the people of the United States continue to allow Donald Trump to wreck havoc upon the world, the world will come to hate us. And we will deserve to be hated.

@DanCollins2011 nope. you guys fucked up.

This feels like the first war in my lifetime where literally the whole world wants the U.S to lose. Do we have any friends left?

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@CDawgVA good luck with the cycle dougdoug.

Cyclethon starting in 3 days...

Folks, the only way for America to recover is to have Trump and his cronies publicly hanged, so everyone can see the punishment for gross corruption and treason. His sons, Bondi, Hegseth- all of them.

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

Also known as the correct way

@ThatBloke_Jesus we love you Jesus Hentai Christ!

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

@UKPRES1 when the original channel 5 should of been on air in 1990; and failed, it did what it was supposed to do, provide more terrestrial choice

Next year will be Channel 5 30th birthday, Its debateable if it was ever needed. Lets head back to 1999 when it celebrate its 2nd birthday with this promo

@EggrollsByam @MufcDw oh do fuck off you homophobic prick

@MufcDw Irony is he was also up the arse of a teenage boy

Met Scott Mills once during my student days along with Mark Chapman. One of them was a top bloke, the other was one of the most arrogant, up his arse knobheads I've ever met. Life comes at you quick Mr Mills

@PunishedPingu i would say that they tried to bribe him, he refused and now they are trying to destroy him instead. we have seen this playbook before

OK I'm noticing a weird trend of the liberal centrist posters who talk about Hasan Piker non-stop. They've suddenly shifted to "why is Hasan all over the place". Unno man you tell me lol.