Luke Short

@justinC101DC @BrendanDarr Sam Howell blamed himself, ergo he has zero clue. Checkmate

@BrendanDarr I’m not sensitive at all. I just think people that blame the QB have zero clue.

Well, at least everyone didnt spend a week about how not only is Howell a starter, but a franchise QB, before losing to the Giants. That’d be unfortunate if that happened.

@kangaroos991 @KnotsThoughtz

What do you see?

@IndefiniteLT @CovertShores 😉😉😉

There’s been a lot of shade thrown at USS Pinckney lately for her swollen cheeks. However, the Navy has a proud tradition of slapping appendages on existing hulls that produce great, albeit “quiet”, results. @CovertShores

@shootermcgavin Where do I send the $5000?

You’re offered these two options…which one you taking?

@GenMhayden A fun thing to do is go through this thread and see how many people yelling at the general have called other people snowflakes on their own timeline. Spoiler alert: it's a lot

@DanSimp38009412 @Jim_Jordan I’m the dumb one? Ok Marine, keep eating your crayons

@LukeShort @Jim_Jordan You are too stupid to understand that they will come for your dumbass next...

Does anyone feel safe in Democrat-run cities?

@DanSimp38009412 @Jim_Jordan lol, you're bio says FUKn fearless and Semper fi, but you're scared of blue cities. Soft

@Jim_Jordan Nope

Miss you Matty

Found out I guy I served with passed away this weekend, 44 years old, same as me. We were so close once. We stayed in touch for maybe 10 years or so after we got out. Then I lost touch. Thought about trying to track him down so many times. If you miss someone, don’t wait.

@atrupar This might be the saddest tweet in history

programming note -- i'm tapping out of the Trump speech so I can watch the GOP debate

I wonder how many of the people holding "union members for Trump" signs are actually, you know, union members

⚾️ REPOST to WIN ⚾️ It’s a prize-filled Fan Appreciation Week thanks to @Muckleshoot_C! Hit that repost button for a chance to win an autographed baseball from 2023 All-Star @gkirb98!

@Cpl_Dont_Know Don’t know you other than that you’re a vet. If you need someone to talk to DM me. Hope things get better

It's a dark day in my brain. Very, very, very dark day.

@SheaSerrano The people in my office are going to be complaining about "slow internet" soon

PHONE BOOTH is free on youtube this is the best day of my life

@SheltieDad79 Lol, please google an admiral….any admiral. They are old and often times a little pudgy

Star Wars "fans" are now bitching that Lawrs Mikkelson, who I thought looked and acted (and obviously sounded) incredibly intimidating as Thrawn, was a bad choice because he looks "overweight" and "old" (no he doesn't). Do modern SW fans just get some masochistic thrill out 1/x

@SuperSQUID19 Wait, isn’t this Mama Fritelli from the Goonies?

Why is this showing up in my “following” feed when I’m not following the Steelers? Twitter used to be so great. Elon is the fucking worst

@lehman218 @HatClub You are now ignoring the input of a guy that works for a hat company that sells New Era hats. I tried to correct you too, and I worked for MLB. Where does this misplaced confidence come from? I cant imagine who else you'd need to hear from to accept this fact

@HatClub And because of the way the hat is made, the hat on the left can’t be made to look anything like the hat on the right if you try to “brim” / curve it. It’s simply made differently and would look absolutely stupid

By the way, both of those bills are two different sizes, which I’m confident you didn’t know. But most importantly, the hat on the left is a one-size fitted. The hat on the right is a flexfit. Two completely different design structures.

@jamesvenes @lehman218 @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub The official on field hat of MLB. Literally the only hat players are allowed to wear on field during a game (BP hats are a little different, but I digress). Every one of them comes with a flat brim neweracap.com/collections/ml…

@LukeShort @lehman218 @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub And shows a total lack of understanding about what the players wear and do with their hats. Imagine thinking this way and refusing to accept simple concepts.

Top 5 Best Selling NFL hats in 2023 at @HatClub. 1. 49ers (also 1st last year) 2. Raiders (also 2nd last year) 3. Bears (23rd last year!) 4. Broncos (29th last year!) 5. Eagles (6th last year)

@jamesvenes @lehman218 @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub Like, people can be wrong, happens to everyone. It's the unwillingness to accept being wrong that always amazes me

@LukeShort @lehman218 @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub He gonna keep on keeping on and get roasted for it.

@lehman218 @jamesvenes @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub Hi, worked in MLB merchandise for years, know multiple people from New Era, own literally hundreds of hats. You're wrong. Every hat that the players wear (the 5950) comes flat. Typically you put a proper curve in it with a baseball and some rubber bands.

@jamesvenes @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub Show me one of these that started flat brim that turned curved. I bet anything it looks stupid af