martin falkous

Love it #Morpeth

@NoContextHumans Where’s the free flies

Two guys cook hot dogs ‘Indian style’ 😂 x.com/TheGriftReport…

@CuntsWatching Fosters council larger

@Falky66 Because pierce Brosnan is Irish

Mobland is brilliant but why use two quintessential English actors in Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren trying to speak with an irish accent 🤷🏻‍♂️

@martydee1 @NUFC

@NUFC Whoever the commentator on prime is, he sounds like he’s squirting every time Liverpool have the ball

Goal. Salah. [2-3] 83'

@ShaunWatson86 That’s why he’s a premiership manager and I’m not

@MFalkous What do we know mate haha. They were class yest

Tonali on the bench? #nufc

I think we can all agree on Tim Spalls birthday, that this is his greatest scene as Barry Spencer Taylor.

GEORDIES! 😍

@ShaunWatson86 He went to the same school as Thomas priest

Luke Littler. Wow wow wow. What a performance #PDCWorldChampionship

Honor Kevin Keegan with a Tribute at St James Park chng.it/NQpXQjQP via @UKChange

@DailyNUFC_ Awesome

DESCRIBE THAT HALF IN ONE WORD. #NUFC

Win 2 x tickets to #Milan v #NUFC in our #UCL competition complete with travel courtesy of @megabus #Repost 🔄 #Comment 🗣️ with #HaveYouEverSeenAMackemInMilan

Make the Alnwick to Cornhill disused railway line into a Greenway - Sign the Petition! chng.it/bTMtnBWg via @UKChange

Class 🤣😂🤣 #NUFC

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@DVATW Tubes has let himself go

Italian beauty has changed somewhat from the days of Sophia Loren… twitter.com/JebraFaushay/s…

@DeplorableVet84 It’s all lies

@MirrorBreaking_ @MirrorFootball Rip Trevor Francis

BREAKING: Trevor Francis dies aged 69 as tributes paid to Britain's first £1m player mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@ShaunWatson86 He’s from Bristol supporters Man City

Sounds like he’s from the West Country, probably fingers his sister so let’s not pay mind to owt he comes out with