Magni

"We must see things how they are, not how we want them to be."

@ingelramdecoucy Thank God it didn't happen in Uranus.

Cooter, Missouri

Placing a bet that the solider who got caught placing a bet on his own team to win will get a pardon.

@caesar_pounce It is if you fry it.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich is a dessert.

@frankly_spoke "I was working all day and I'm sweat-"

Ah yes the old Al Bundy She lit my car on fire

MOTHER FUCKER!!! Can all of you just not! I'm one man...

@SoggySoup13 @deadbeatsred

@Magni314 @deadbeatsred Grandpa knew what he liked. And grandma delivered. Nine of this, "im tired" or " i have a headache" nonsense.

Work, done. Hanger, gone. I am tired but healed.

@BigDickBarclay @dyingscribe Can't chirp if you take it's lungs

@dyingscribe Maaaaan

This is what I expected when Eve was supposed to gain weight in invincible season four

@rea_amber I said to the wife "Oh you put a layer of bacon on bottom too." She said "They're bacon wrapped..." Then gave me this look

Idk why boys but I think everything is gonna be ok.

This man is getting brazen with his Ananasism.

@SoggySoup13 @deadbeatsred Why you think you have 12 aunts and uncles?

@deadbeatsred @Magni314 Granny definitely knows how to hit the right spots. 😏🤣

@CoreyHall51373 @UltimoLegend Buy new weed, man🤣

@Magni314 @UltimoLegend Right. Im the one that smells like 30 year old weed.

@SoggySoup13 @deadbeatsred You do. It's good as fuck🤣

@Magni314 @deadbeatsred Lol. Fucking taco bell. Thr Baja was the exclusive till it became so popular they finally released it to all....now they have exclusived their exclusive 🤣🤣🤣 and ill probably have to visit tacobell now.

@DubzyOnceAgain They really do. Flip mode ❌ Flipmongus ✅

Choidfogging the rumpus skindigs before I bleen her up on the flipmongus That’s what these kids sound like

@janefkndoe @NotChewsdayIsIt "Gon' storm even harda tomorra"

@SoggySoup13 @deadbeatsred The purp is Baja Blast Midnight. It's a Taco Bell exclusive.

@deadbeatsred @Magni314 I feel like I've dishonored the Dew Gods because I haven't tried the dirty nor have any idea wtf this Purp is. I thought that was something cops call reggins.

@frankly_spoke True but they'll do it authentically 🤌

@Magni314 Theyre gonna whack you

We don't but I'm gonna!

@Magni314 😭

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. Here I stand.