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@DrunkRepub I will have you know that I do not post from a bath house. I used to, but I accidentally burned it down.
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2,000 years ago Romans would have these orgies where they would drink so much they’d puke in vases.
Now we argue with strangers on the Internet.
AND WE CALL THIS PROGRESS?!?!?!?
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How do I not have a zillion followers with this pure gold?
Caesar@caesar_pounce
"You know it...as Tartar sauce. But who were the Tartars? What did they want? Are they really to blame for decadent Western overfishing? These are the questions we're not allowed to ask. So we thought we'd go to the source. The original Long John Silver's--located in the Russian Republic of Tatarstan..."
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JUST IN: Brentwood Police say 'Reacher' star Alan Ritchson acted in self-defense, say no charges will be filed.
The development comes as new footage appears to show Ritchson's neighbor blocking the road while he was on his motorcycle.
"After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued," said the Brentwood Police Department.
"Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense."
"Although a potential reckless endangerment charge was considered, Mr. Ritchson declined to pursue charges."
The case has been closed.
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@WeaponizD1 @realjenx @MagnificoIX I thrust my face into that yolk like a drowning man.
A shower will be required after.
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@caesar_pounce @realjenx @MagnificoIX Once that yolk explodes, all attempts or desires to stay clean leave your body and you just relish in the dirtiness of the best burger you'll probably ever eat.
Pro tip: ground up a little bacon and mix it with your beef patties before cooking.
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This is just stupid. It’s sucker bait for saps who fear the Verp.
Alex Ward@alexbward
Iran has told the Trump admin that it wants to negotiate an end to the war with VP Vance, not Witkoff and Kushner cnn.com/world/live-new…
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Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X:
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While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform.
We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.
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@lone_rides So glad to hear you got victory, brother. Regular confession helped me a lot
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I realized I could never fight porn addiction on my own. I had to give up fighting it myself and run to God.
Every time the temptation came, I prayed and visualized myself at the throne of God and Him putting a shield behind me to stop the “darts” of the Devil.
Stop fighting is how I won
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What realization have you had about yourself that opened your eyes?
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Evening. In training all day. Missed you but only a lil.
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