Maggie 🐻⬇️

drop pictures of your pets and i'll send some PR boxes out 🥳

I didn’t know it was possible to see so little of someone’s outfit and yet immediately know how much of a mess it will be

Could’ve told me this was Cincinnati Ohio

The first woman to give birth to twins was probably like "???????????"

@TrueSlazac Mysterious ahh keyboard

This is apple's best feature

@cutecats_____ Loaded Fajita Nacho Cheese Fries would be the government name

最後に食べたものを彼に名前としてつけてください☺️

u would NOT believe your head if 10 million garlic bread

@chefsevenn Lots of KitKats ofc but what’s with the avocado supply

What’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats. Asking for a friend

@wh0r30z Room in your heart is so funny 😭

my boyfriend is so fucking unemployed

Bro I’m so high why does my friend’s pot say Squart 😭😭😭😭

stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.

@trader_tony_ Yesterday

Kate Chastain and Dr. Phil were in my dream and we were on a cruise together

Please help me decide:

Six sev #youraislopboresme

@bryanthemeerkat Following this

My roommate: “I’m going out with my coworker tonight… she’s going through it cause her boyfriend just cheated on her with his cousin” Me: “Her boyfriend cheated on her with her cousin??” My roommate: “No… it was HIS cousin 😐😐”

@DijahSB This is actually how I found out

woke up to pee checked twitter and a war has commenced

I’m up to something