Dr Malcolm Moffat FFPH

@PatrickChristys No, you're being purposefully unkind. This post from Sadiq Khan is completely innocuous - most people don't drink coffee at 6pm in the evening. He's done something challenging and commendable for his faith. Your post is tragically pathetic but entirely predictable.

I don’t want to be unkind here but fast has ended just after 6pm every day this week…couldn’t he have just had a flat white then? And is he deliberately trying to look exhausted and malnourished?

@EricTrump Tragically pathetic

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@trussliz @Keir_Starmer The public rejected you and your party about as comprehensively as is possible under the British electoral system. You were a disaster for this country and now you're a laughable embarrassment.

I am the only Prime Minister who has sought to take on the broken system. That is why I am relentlessly attacked by @Keir_Starmer, who is their ultimate creature. It won't work. The public can see through this.

@piersmorgan Normal adult behaviour is regarded as classy when Trump displays it, because it's so out of character.

Classy. 👏

@san____ Sounds entirely plausible, unfortunately

imagine you’re a doctor working a night shift, you’re a bit tired so you go onto one of the wards (that you’re covering) to get a teabag (you have brought your own milk). you’re reprimanded by the nurse in charge & she even takes down your name as apparently it’s unacceptable 🙂

@KemiBadenoch As much chance of you achieving that mission as there is of me being stepped on by a t-rex 👏🥳

I’m on a mission to turn this country's fortunes around. The first step: change the Conservative Party. That mission starts today.

@fesshole Think it's time to let her go!

My girlfriend refuses to greet my dogs by name. She'd come to the house and completely ignore my three dogs. I told her it's impolite not to say hello. Now she says "Good morning, Dogs." This hurts my feelings maybe more than it should.

All this hand wringing nonsense over the fact young people aren't proud to be British. Why the fuck should they? Look at what we've done to it. Isolated from its local bloc, crumbling infrastructure. Everything costs a fortune and nothing fucking works.

@BorisJohnson You supported Trump every step of the way you deranged tosser, do you think we're stupid?! Look what you people unleash on the world.

It’s time for cool heads and to remember that the US and Ukraine are on the same side. Volodymyr Zelenskyy has led his people heroically for three years against completely unprovoked aggression from Russia. The bravery of the Ukrainians has been amazing. Their suffering has been appalling. It is they who deserve our support and they who frankly deserve our respect. The best way forward now is for the minerals deal to be signed as soon as possible. There is still a path to peace. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

@JDVance Zelensky will be honoured by history as a hero. You'll be ridiculed down the decades as a dogshit sociopath who fucks couches.

@fesshole You sound like a right bellend - presumably they loathe you back, and they tend to be good judges of character!

I absolutely loathe dogs. If ever I see one alone, outside a shop or with an owner who's not paying attention, I give the dog the evils - sneer, narrowed eyes etc. The dogs always look so surprised. I think they are used to being adored & petted. Not by me, they aren't.

For the first time in British history, no minister attending cabinet went to a private secondary school

@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS Well done today. Trump and Vance appear to have instigated that pantomime at Putin's bidding. The world stands with you.

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people. Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives This is so grim

Western civilisation is in crisis - not because of its values, but from weakness. To save it, we must reject self-doubt, defend free speech, secure our borders, and restore national pride. Bold leadership, not fear, will shape the future.

@WatchChad @ariellesophia @elonmusk The maternal death ratio in the US is one of the highest in the high-income world. Are you completely fucking stupid?

@ariellesophia @elonmusk Well since that death rate is extremely low to nonexistent it looks like you got the job done. Congrats.

Hey! @elonmusk your doge minions just fired me and my colleagues at CMMI. We were working on improving maternal health outcomes AT LOWER COSTS so that less pregnant women would die in this county. I thought that would fit nicely into your agenda?

@LeeAndersonMP_ You are criminally stupid. A country that elects someone as dim-witted, malign and clueless as you has no chance.

The end of pronouns About time

Margaret Thatcher resigned 34 years ago today. Her cruel decisions have echoed through the decades, creating some of the most serious problems the UK faces in 2024. 5 examples:

@RupertLowe10 What was in the piece that was incorrect?

The BBC seems to hate British farmers.

@tomhfh I dream of a United Kingdom where journalists are capable of some basic critical appraisal of data. The UK you seem to dream of is one where income inequality is even more grotesque than it is currently.

I dream of a United Kingdom that can reach the heady heights of becoming richer than.... Mississippi.

So, I've just spent a bit of time looking into the debate on IHT and farming. I... got a shock. First, a note: I have a friend who runs a family farm. In his view, the whole thing is a something and nothing. 🧵