Amanda

@liamgallagher Morning godlike genius, are we getting any miracles today 🤔

@George_Clarkey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Luckily I’m 6”4’ and ripped so don’t know the struggle

Imagine being tall as hell and the 1st thing anyone ever questions you about is your height. Now imagine the answer being 6”7’. Every single day at random strangers forcing you to say 67. Endlessly losing all aura of being tall as hell and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Oh no I love ur show. Hope everything gets sorted on the farm soon x

🚨Terrible news! "There’s no filming happening on the farm at the moment. Or farming. It hasn’t stopped raining since the beginning of the year, so I can’t plant anything, and I can’t do anything with my cows either because we are still locked down by TB." - Jeremy Clarkson

@Hannah_Clarke94 Gutted Aitch has gone, if Ginge doesn’t win I’m never watching again 😳🙏❤️

Aitch and Ginge should've been our final 2 #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

@George_Clarkey That’s my favourite song from Phantom and u danced amazingly 🙌👍❤️

That was such a challenge but I hope you can see just how much we put into that and how much I tried to do the phantom of the opera justice. I have really been enjoying my time, the last few weeks especially as I’ve began to fully embrace every aspect. Each week we encounter a new challenge and are trying to show a bit of versatility by conquering each one. I didn’t think I’d enjoy dancing and this show quite as much as I do and I would love to have the ability to continue that for as long as possible. Thankyou each and every one of you for the kind words and support, love you all x

@EmconBlack @AVGirl4Life What film is this please?

@AVGirl4Life Munchhausen‘s by proxy on steroids

Do they belong in prison?

@airsadie ❤️❤️❤️🤩

@ClarkeeyTV So handsome ❤️🤩

Idk who that man is but that is not George Clarke 😭

@Real___iTamara Who is it?

Awwwww she lost her job 🥲

@alivedemo 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

liam gallagher??????

@theeweekdy I thought it sounded familiar but couldn’t figure out why 🤣

Why the Azizam song by Ed Sheeran sound like young blood by 5 seconds of summer

@jaymowhitehead @polemoskarios @fesshole 🤣🤣

@polemoskarios @fesshole £50 and a bar of Reeces 😉

Was caught short one month and decide to shag my landlord instead of paying rent. He was great in the sack so decided to do it again. Married for 15 years now, can't tell a soul how we started it.

@natebargatze hi we’re coming to the show in Manchester tomorrow and wondering if there’s support acts and what time do you actually come on stage? Thanks so much 🙏🙏🤣🤣🥰

@JamieTheKs Amazing 🤩 ❤️🙏

@Tom_King_Boss @djkicker31 @BritanniaRising @hmtreasury 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

@djkicker31 @BritanniaRising @hmtreasury Ok dumb dumb

NEWS: The first £752m of a £2.26bn loan to Ukraine has been transferred. The funds will help to bolster Ukrainian military capability and will be paid back using profits generated on sanctioned Russian sovereign assets.

@Rylan 😀😀🤣

Daddy?

@Specsavers @robbiewilliams 🤣🤣🤣❤️

@robbiewilliams Sure they’ve not booked this guy?

OMG. I’ve just been asked to do next year’s halftime at the Super Bowl. So honoured guys. Thank you 🤝🙌❤️